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From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( new_matt, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)

pffft

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)

Hahahaha!
Wheeeeeeee! Ace!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)

Dave.
*fancy trick involving rolling hat down arm, giving it a spin then throwing it in the air and catching it on head*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)

'ello!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:32, archived)

Mmmnnnggh

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:33, archived)

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!
Pun death!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)

If I ever catch you
I will hurt you
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)

How on earth do you
propose to catch me?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)

traps!
traps and lures!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)

Kia-Ora used to be good DTH bait
not sure how good it is now.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)

crivvens

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)

that took me so long to work out, it was scary. "P-D" -atrics. "Atrics?". Oh, wait..

( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)

Aaargh!
I physically winced at that one.

Woo! for the granddaddy of gratuitous punnage.
(richey, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)

aceness

( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)

sehr gut!

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)

haha

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)

hehehe
unlike Michael J Fox, who has a fast hand and a vibrating touch
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)

Some of the ladies prefer that.
...so I hear.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)

Which can be a good thing ;-)

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)

hahahaha!
nicely
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)

Now this is more like it
A post that's within the actual meaning of the compo aned is chuffing funny - woo to you Sir!


*clicks*
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)

Arf!
Sexcellent
( Hamster Trippin', Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)

*procrasturbates*

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:30, archived)

I'll admit I never heard that word before
...but I knew what it meant as soon as I saw it.

and now I know my little problem has a name
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:33, archived)

haha escellent

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)

hi
this is the one we like the most so far.
except we want red, not purple and the date will be 31-8-07
www.bmeink.com/A70529/high/bmepb529084.jpg
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:31, archived)

both red?
That's rather nice and tastefully done.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:32, archived)

yeah both red
can't decide where to get it though.
most likey on my shoulder
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)

that's where my next is going, I reckon.
It would be nice to have it somewhere that you can see yourself without the aid of a mirror, though. If not, then have a mirrored tattoo, so that it looks the right way round when seeing it in the mirror :)

edit: Good job you didn't think of getting married on the 06/06/06
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:39, archived)

fab plan!
*twirls index finger next to temple*

i don't want any on my torso or chest
i have ones on my upper arms already and i
have plans for my forearms, so shoulder it is i reckon
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)

:)

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)

top drawer, kensington

( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:30, archived)

Mrs Kensington, or Ms Kensington?
Inquiring minds want need to know!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:43, archived)

First good one for ages!
Woo!
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:57, archived)

first good one from me, or anyone?
;)
( new_matt, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)