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(1.618..., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 14:52, archived)

*ding!*
Racist.
( A Vagabond won't buy what you tell him, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

I bet they don't really
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)

But they must do...
...but only way down deep in the middle
(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 14:57, archived)

and what if a lion took the apricots?
what then? damn it!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 14:59, archived)

He'd dancing a right dainty tango.
and thats for sure!
(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)

sexy tiem!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)

I saw this in the news
Didn't a hippo take an apricot, a guava and a mango?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)

it has been proven that um-bongo is infact for sale in the congo region.
i saw some photo evidence of it somewhere on the interweb.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

is that bloke on the right flipping me off

( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 14:59, archived)

yes
but only you
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 14:59, archived)

I get that all the time

( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)

i'm flipping you off as i write this

( gravytrain, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)

cool
im fwaping off right now
( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)

i just spazzed back and saw you V picture!!
very WOOsome!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)

why thank you
;D
( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)

no, no!
thank you
=)

can i stick it in me profile if i can ever access it again?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)

feel free
i need to make a profile
( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)

No, he's Felipe Meoff.
And he's getting quite pissed off with people getting his name wrong...
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)

Didn't he text Archie
asking to borrow £50?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)

Heh, no that was Daniel Yucuntcha ;)

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)

Brother of Juanq?

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)

and his sister suki

( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)

its the whole family!
no wonder they stretched to the large family pack of um bongo!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)

and his other brother tug!!!





i'll go...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)

dont
pull up a chair and help us finish all the um bongo off!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)

*slurps*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)