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(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)

Got it!
I'm a filthy pearoaster by tonyphilmore2
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)

hint...
there's an edit button
( Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)

got
it
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)

pfft

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)

Just like eurovision
We only need to see it once, that's enough


Just edit your original post to put it in a compo.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)

Is it...
fuck you tonyphilmore?
( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)

is it
mike woz fucks cows
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)

The great big book of comebacks©

( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)

I doubt it's 'Mike Woz Fuck Cows'
I mean, that doesn't even make any sense, does it? At least put some effort in. Hamtoucher.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)

read again

is this the insult channel

i only came here for some laughs
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)

I'm guessing you're the only one getting them

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)

^this
'Ning Mrs. T, how has one been?
( head-doctor internet, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)

One has not been too bad
Oneself?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)

One has been drinking tea all day.
'Twas yummy.
( head-doctor internet, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

One is lucky
One has cut out caffeine and hasn't had a proper cuppa in a week
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

One feels emotions for oneself.
One recommends ignoring GPs.
( head-doctor internet, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

One was not ordered to do so by GPs
One felt it was justified, and took it upon oneself
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

If it is for one's good health, then one must try it.

( head-doctor internet, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)

is one up the duff yet?
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)

Dunno - might be
Can't tell till things don't happen!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)

*crosses everything*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)

If I did that, I'd never get pregnant....

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)

Why?
Where do babies come from?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)

Ugh...
I had to do the same on doctors orders. Had a 2 week headache and a general unwell feeling, apparently down to withdrawal symptoms.

I was not happy, but now, I'm all the better for it!
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

Yummy indeed.
just had the first cup of the day.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

If there isn't a God,
how do you explain Twinings?
( head-doctor internet, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)

This
Is the best question ever.
( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)

Stephen Fry

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:25, archived)

twinnings is tea
and tea is the devils piss!!!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)

You, good Sirrah
Must DIE!
( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)

Get out, you cad!

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)

agree
and coffee. 'tis the devil's brew
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)

Read the FAQ a little bit
Don't post things twice rather than editing. People don't like that. You push other people's hard work down the board.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)

I agree
where does the robot come into it?

Is it a robot cow?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)

It's a robotic cow insemination device.

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)

ah!
Now it makes sense.

Why didn't he just say that?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

There's no need to post it again
Just edit your last post and change it to a compo entry
( Brown cow, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)

Ah.
I was playing spot the difference there.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)

O_O
you!

*points*
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)

did my time machine work ?
or did you just post that
( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)

oh bollocks i clicked i like this instead of ignore
*tries again*
( Bloop wasn't here on, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)

pfft

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)

I second this pfft
And will add a hahahaha to it.
( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)

I'll see those
and add a "kerplop" into the mix
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)

I have had enough of you you fucker
*ignores*
( head-doctor internet, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)

pfft, you /boarders are harsher than us on /talk !
I think someone should re-write the faq and make it a bit more user friendly.
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)

I know it's harsh, but have you seen his previous posts?
He's a fucking joke.
( head-doctor internet, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)

you are to kind
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

And his spelling skills are shit too.

( head-doctor internet, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

Though not quite as bad as some people with their grammar.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)

How could the FAQ be more user friendly?!
The problems are the ones that don't bother to read it
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)

yeah!!
*looks around*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

Yeah, but at least you're AWARE of the FAQ
Some people don't even seem to know of its existence!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)

ummm...
yeah sure i knew about that.
ha ha ha......
*darts off*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)

People should just be nicer
It's not like it used to be

/Old codger
( Brown cow, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)

We are nice.
We eat icecream and everything.


But, to be fair, most of his stuff recently has been other people's work with a head 'seamlessly' shopped onto it.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)

I haven't seen it
But if you don't like it, just ignore it and don't reply.
( Brown cow, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)

just edit it mate

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)

what do you mean 'if' we have seen it before?
chances are fella...
Best edit the original post, there's a good chap, and I know
several people are shouting about reading the FAQ, but it
really is a rollicking good read, and you'll pick up several useful things from it.
Makes for a richer experience all around and saves the flaming in the long run :)
( The Great Architect, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

Hello Spazzo
You remember the good old days don't you?
( Brown cow, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)

Haha, Spazzo?
the good old days? of B3ta or in general? I'm only 30...
( The Great Architect, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)

thanks
its a learning curve

but i do agree you seem to get lots of stick from putting a post up

generally its around this time of the day
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)

it can happen any time of the day fella,
but please do have a good go at the FAQ anyway, it'll help you in the long run
as it does everyone, and will help avoid the posting of bait for the real nazis
(I myself used to be one a good while back, and it is easy enough to get
wound up at times)
Basically, you reposted in a new thread just to compo the entry, thus pushing someone's new work off the board,
that's why some people decided to get arsey
just remember the basics and you'll be fine, 50k for still images
250k for animations, don't repost in new threads and if you make a mistake
use the edit button to correct, all options will still be open for change
good luck to ya!
/and if in doubt, ask a straightforward question in an existing thread as a reply to someone's post,
you'll find people generally react better and are more helpful that way
( The Great Architect, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)

:)
www.b3ta.com/board/7513646
( mr spoons, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)

fucks sake!
what is you lots problem!? (the grumpy ones)
im surprised any noobs bother to post at all the amount of shit they get.
( mr spoons, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

No noobs.
Is good noobs.
( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)

we were all noobs once
i'd have flamed this useless cunt for posting a lot of shite if i'd been about :)
www.b3ta.com/board/5814536
( mr spoons, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)

Wow,
Toats!
( head-doctor internet, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)

This guy isn't a n00b
And has been pushing it from day one. A lot of n00bs of late have actually not been too bad, and have therefore had praise or constructive criticism where necessary
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:25, archived)

fair enough,
it seems like people just spend all their time flaming people and creating 'read the faq' and 'optimize!!!' anims rather than being nice to the law-abiding b3tans.
( mr spoons, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)

spoken like a gentleman

( The Great Architect, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)

I'm grumpy because I haven't been to lidl to purchase frozen toxic crap
hmm, frozen lidl toxic crap
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)

Speaking as a noob,
and someone who has got confused by 'how to peroast something for a compo' despite having read the FAQ *deep breath*, I have found the welcome here to be generally most warm, the tolerance of fuckwittery most forbearing, and the patience with long run-on sentences to be... er... where was I?
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)

HAMTOUCHING CUNT

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)