We're leaving together, But still it's farewell...


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( Afinkawan, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)

either it's all changed
or you got the wrong Des!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

Yep
they swapped Deseseses.
( Afinkawan, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

and is that still Carol?
She looks not bad in that picture if it is
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)

I assume it's Carol
she looks pretty good even if it's someone who just looks a bit like Carol.
( Afinkawan, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)

I saw Carol in a motorway service station last year
and, although only about 4 feet tall, she looked pretty fucking fit it has to be said.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

Will Self would only rip it off anyway

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)

Huh?

( Afinkawan, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)

haha, sorry, this was a reply to you
in a different thread!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)

hahaha!!
Carol is getting younger and younger. By the time I'm in my fifties, she'll be a foetus.
( Hamster Trippin', Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

Must be
all that benecol or something.

Or there's a picture of her in the attic getting older and older.
( Afinkawan, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

seen this kind of thing before
it will all come crashing down soon enough... she may even turn to dust before our very eyes
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)

somebody should write this down
would make a great book/play*

*the more literary minded can delete as applicable
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)

I'll wait for the film.

( Afinkawan, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

ah, here's where it was meant to go
b3ta.com/board/7514207
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)

Yes.
It could be called "The Portrait of Dorian Grey"
( NobbyNobody, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)

Haha
DaDaDaa-Duuurr, DaDa Da-Da-Da,

When I was a wee sproglet I always thoguht this song was a blatant ripoff of the Gauntlet theme.

In my teen years I heard the Guantlet theme again and realised it actually went DaDaDaa-Dur, DaDaDaa-Dur, DaDaDaa-Dur, DaDaDaa-Dur, DaDaDaa-Dur, DaDaDaa-Dur, DaDaDaddydiddlediddlediddle DUUUUURR.

Good times.
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

Elf, your life force is running out.
they don't make them like that any more.
( Afinkawan, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)

Warrior needs food
Badly!
( Hamster Trippin', Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)

Wizard is about to die
and the thudding heart noise as you depserately try to get rid of the last few ghosts so you can get to the food hopefully without shooting it by mistake.

Classic.
( Afinkawan, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

Or the fury that fills your veins when you're playing with your brother
on a "shots now hurt other player" level, and the inevitable happens.
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

I want to play Gauntlet now!
Grrrr.
( Afinkawan, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)

Use internet for emulation.
Amstrad FTW.
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)

Red Valkyre is it
My favourite is the voice the man uses as 'ow' noises for the different people. When he pretends to be a woman or an elf... (may only be thinking of Gauntlet 2)
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:27, archived)

Try and find the way out...
dinkdink-dink*dink*dinkydinkdink-dinkdink....
(Mondob3ta, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:28, archived)

Aye,
First game I ever learned to play.
Fuck Snap.
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)

Final countdown?

( head-doctor internet, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

doolee doo doo
doolee doo doo doo
doolee doo doo
doolee doo doo doo doo
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

are they off to veeeeeeeeenus? Woo!

( mr spoons, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

Why does des' face look like it's been 'shopped?
Also Carol Vorderman PHWOAR!!!
( Aenesis, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

She does look
pretty good in that pic.

Des's face always looks shopped.
( Afinkawan, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

from the neck up she always manages to look like mutton dressed as mutton
it's when the camera goes down the problems start.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

dunno who it is but.....
she looks like carrion dressed up as mutton!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)

Hell yes.
Would.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)

Haha woo!
Carol does look good there, but it's Suzie Dent FTW.
( BrassMonkey I don't know about your brain,but you look alright, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:27, archived)

yeah!!!
I actually get this one!
( TheDiscoKing is the train station, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:29, archived)