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[challenge entry] Some fates are worse than death

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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I find this offensive to gays
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I find it offensive to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# hello Twig!
where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# 'ere and 'there
are you well bibbilybobbilyboobs?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# arf
I am!

you've been gone a while

you were once of the first ever repsondees to my first image post and I remember you well!

:D

www.b3ta.com/board/4179465
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# *feels warm inside*
edit: jesus that's from 2 and a half years ago
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# yes I know
I always wondered where you'd gone

I've been here ever since, to my shame
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I'm only not here all the time
because I don't have a pc at work anymore
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# booo
I would probably disappear too, If i was in a non-computer job
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# my timing can't be beat, can it?
the wording should make it clear that the 'only gays get aids' view is being mocked... doesn;t it?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# depends how much of a humourless bastard you are

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# You kinda sound
like one of the bigots. Sarcasm is sometimes difficult to use in text.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# a knowing wink or smiley face
is all that is required really.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# So, it's ok to say what you like if you do a smiley face at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# if you are being sarcastic, yes
if you are being a bigotted cnut deliberately then no, it doesn't help at all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Seriously, you don't believe that I believe in my compo post do you?
By being deliberatly crass in that post down there, it's totally self-mocking, much like Manic's.

I'm not studpid. I did A-level biology!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Actually
It dosnt matter if its sarcastic or not

its still by far and away the most offended ive ever been on b3ta; im not moaning about it because thats what you expect on b3ta sometimes.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)
# smileys annoy me far more than aids jokes though
i guess everyone has their own prejudices
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# But for the love of fuck don't use a [/sarcasm] tag.
Nothing is more completely humour draining than seeing something that's obviously sarcastic ending with "[/sarcasm]"

/peeve
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# 'the aids', 'a gay'
I thought to be pretty safe... especially given the influence of Little Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I don't know.
I have mixed views. I sit on the fence. I could be persuaded to bat fo the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I could tell the mockery.
But even if you were being deadly serious, so what. This is B3ta. Where's the line?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# it's just a dot in the rear view mirror
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# dibs on the dot!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I'm glad we cleared that up.
Now, where's the beef?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I knew it was mocking,
though I think that's partly because of prior knowledge of your stuff. In the abstract, it could be unclear (to a retard).
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *does footballer's "what did I do?" dance*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
#
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Ooh, you had me going there,
you cheeky wee bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# This is offensive to retards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Like they'd know
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# i find
gays offensive
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)