Can't think of a funny title.


From the Elvis challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)

Would you like fries with that

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)

You can't think of one either?
Hungover as well, eh?

:)
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)

I should be but I'm not

I think it's fear...Mrs the Bun is dragging me along to the National Self Build Centre...this does not bode well for my "playing on b3ta" time
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)

WTF is the National Self Build Centre?
Do you live in North Korea?
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)

It's where you go to learn all the whys and wherefors of building your own home


I haven't even finished the loft in this place and already shes planning what I get to do on my weekends for the next 2 years
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)

I think tramps have the right idea.
Home is where you sleep, living outdoors - wonderful.

I suppose getting set on fire by kids isn't nice though.
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)

Damn you Incognito
I've just typed "twat dog" into google
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)

Me too.
Fuck.
( Noctu || audiorape, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)

Bookmark it, saves retyping
"A dog is a (wo)man's best friend"
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)

*shudders*

And on that "I utterly grossed out" note I bid you all adieu...have a very pleasant rest of Sunday my fellow b3tans. Don't feed too many trolls and don't go out onto the moors at night.
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)

bestiality ftw?

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)

that is so wrong
and most animals don't live more than 10 years, so it makes you a paedo
plus, it makes you want to have sex with large boobied women
and even possibly wank at cartoon drawings of them

;)
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)

Blame Google, not me - sorry if I offended you...

( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)

^this
hard
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)

I found your last comment particularly offensive :)
There's Maddie posts every 5 minutes, yet people moan about the love between a woman and a CONSENTING sheepdog?
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)

Offensive is my middle name
:)
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:48, archived)

I wish I had a middle name
I should get an offensive one, like "Ishitinyourmothersfilthycunt". Just to please airport security!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

hu?
I'm hard to offend. Whatever greases your wheels is fine with me, as long as it's consensual.
Regarding bestiality, it' sone of the biggets hypocrisies of our sexually repressed society.
If a big guy wank a pig, possibly wearing a rough leather glove and not being properly friendly, to collect sperm it's ok.
If a youg woman does it just for the sake of it, possibly treating the animal much better, is wrong.
Coll me a pig, but I know what I would prefer!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)

Well you've convinced me.
*puts on best shirt and aftershave, and visits local farm*
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)

remember not to put your foot in their mouth
it' snot good for local farms.
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)

ha ha!
that's ace!
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)

^this too

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)

Hahahaha

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)

pfft you're a moron.
liberal hippies are the ones that allow people do what they want, that's what liberal means. It's the conservatives that want to ban people having fun.

Pretty much everyone on b3ta is a liberal hippy, if you can't handle it, get thee to a neocon forum where you can wank over guns and Ann Coulter.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)

but think of all the hardware you'll get to use!
*spluffs*
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

*eyes up JCB*

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)

*forklifts*

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)

So original.
The best Burger King one so far, actually.
( head-doctor internet, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)

If you're being sarcastic
please put "I'm being sarcastic" in your post. Ta.
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)

I'm not being sarcastic*
*except for the title :)
( head-doctor internet, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)

top shop, woo

( wjh31, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)

Indiana Presley and the Last Lemonade?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)

when I posted mine I used: Indiana Elvis and The Chunky Burger Delux....OF DOOM!!!

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)

Cock-sticks!
I thought I'd had an original idea for once.

Nice work.
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)

Bloody hell...Elvis looks like Angelina Jolie

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)

nothing wrong with that, then
/aside from giving me a complex about Ms. Jolie still GMTFH
( The Great Architect, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)

damn damn damn

Bang goes that spluffing fodder
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)

and, at a glance, Suggs.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)

nicely
'ning all
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)

Magnificant shop
Woo
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)

Christ, I thought I'd accidentally
clicked on Something Awful for a moment there.
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)

Elvis!!
Throw me the burger.. I'll throw you the chocolate whippy.. hahha

Top stuff!
( Jimmer is the speaking clock, the time is now, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:23, archived)