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[challenge entry] Someone's going to do it so it might as well be me

Yes, I do feel somewhat dirty now.

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(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# and so you should feel dirty because you have clearly ignored/misread the compo manifest.
EDIT: but i suppose that's the way things are. always. every fucking week. and the cocked up ones are never fucking funny anyway. shit. orangutan. £56.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I dunno
have you been into a tescos cafe?

it's fucking shite

to any tescos lawyers reading, THE CAFES ARE FUCKING SHITE

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# They are awful.

We once went into one as we were starving and there was nothing else nearby.
There was hardly any food, and it was all overcooked. The serving wench slopped it on the plate whilst ignoring us and looking at her friend whilst they chatted.
The checkout was empty, and after getting the attention of the serving wench, her fat mate reluctantly trudged over to the checkout and slowly processed the order whilst complaining "This ain't my usual Tesco. I'm not meant ta be workin' `ere, but they made me this mornin'. I told `em I didn't want to come `ere, so I don't fink I shud be doin' this."
It took her a good ten minutes to add up the bill. :/
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I fucking hate people like that
there's plenty of hard working people who'd be grateful for that fucking job.

If they hate it so much why don't they fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:26, archived)
# yeah, because that's really your problem
if you wanted to be an arse you could have done the "I've waited for this food to go cold to pay for it, why should I pay for it? is this good enough DO YOU THINK THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH?" with the manager

result, manager will cave and you'll get free stuff :D

or get kicked out

either way, you get to share the love innit

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Or refund the cost of the meal. :)

That's £4.80 I could have spent on a decent girly magazine or something.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# nah
just make a completely unreasonable and overreacting scene

:D

like I say, spread the love
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Morrisons cafe ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I ate in a Tesco's cafe once
And I got such bad food poisoning I was off work for a week and thought I was going to die.

The doctor said it was a bug passed on through poor hygiene. :S
(Pachey, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *puts down tesco value non-specific meat bap*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I'd never even consider eating in one
there is always a homeless in my local one

or someone's dog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# That's Pete Doherty and Kate Moss, silly!
(Pachey, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# haha
they're welcome to all the thrice-defrosted Tesco sausage and bacon they can get
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Well at least it's just this one person.
There aren't likely to be any others that mess it up now.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hah obviously, now that it's been pointed out it will never happen again. honest. no, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I'll never do another crap Tesco's compo again
Unless the compo is "Do your best lame-ass, non-pearoast Tesco idea" in which case I'm totally in.
(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *gets compo fatigue*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# That was quick
(Pachey, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I'm not as resilient as you ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# 6 items for £1.99?
I'm so there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# any items?
or just 20p items?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# breakfast items
bacon, eggs and whatnots
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# wonder what the odds of them being edible are
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# at that price they're
probably recycled
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I love the phrase "mechanically recovered" myself
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# see, it's even more of a bargain!
no, hang on :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# "This week's challenge is to portray actors playing inappropriate roles"

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Like a Shilpa Shetty Sausage roll?


That's very inappropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# OMG UR RACITS! OMG!!! MEDIA CAMPAIGN!!!!
/cynical manipulation blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# hehehehe
oh, and would
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I wouldn't
stuck up cow...

Ooooh... hush my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# You would just for that reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# haha
I would

but yeah, she's so far up herself you'd probably disapear trying to find her
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I would too
but only the meaty end
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# that's what I meant
mmhmmmhhhh meat :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# no no no no no
read the compo again
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)