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(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:09, archived)
# WHERE IS THE JERK STORE?
THE OLD ONE CLOSED DOWN.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:09, archived)
# JERK STORE
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)
# IT IS IN THE OCEAN.
IT SELLS FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)
#
FISH DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:13, archived)
# That adds a whole new meaning to your sig.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:18, archived)
# motorboats are totally a way to pick up all the dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)
# I still love that story about that German cannibal.
One night before they completely killed the guy that was being eaten, they severed and attempted to eat his penis.

Not even a pair of crazed german cannibals could eat a penis.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:24, archived)
# oh yeah, I remember that
didn't the guy asked to be eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)
# That's the one.
They still couldn't eat his dick though.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Maybe it just didn't taste good.
Maybe there are flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)
# He probably ate a bunch of asparagus the night before.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:33, archived)
# That makes a heap of sense.
I think we've got this one solved.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:41, archived)
# Now all we need is a volunteer that will eat pineapple for three days.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 3:03, archived)
# I LIKE TO DO A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 3:13, archived)
# there are. trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 4:34, archived)
# THE JERK STORE ONLY THINKS OF ITSELF.
SELL FISH, GEDDIT?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:34, archived)
# WE SHOULD MAKE IT O FISH SHELL, AMIRITEFOLKS?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# Pffffft
x2
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# ONLY IMPORTS AVAILABLE NOW.
Can I interest you in a Wank-R-Type?
Comes with free ass-eels and aids, all for $9.99
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)
# I THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR ANOTHER JERK STORE RECALL.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:19, archived)
# EELS ARE SCARY.
I HAD A BAD DREAM ABOUT AN EEL.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)
# THE BAND IS PRETTY SHIT TOO.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)
# I never heard them but the wikipedia entry convinced me
any asshole who not only has a myspace for his dog but also has it written about in his band's wiki deserves death.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Hear, hear!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:40, archived)
# SHE MUST BE THE NAZIS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:16, archived)
# SAVE HITLER'S BRAIN:
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)
# DONATE MONEY TO THE SAVE HITLER'S BRAIN FOUNDATION
PUT A COFEECAN WITH A HOLE IN THE TOP AND A PEICE OF PAPER TAPED TO THE FRONT IN YOUR GAS STATION RESTSTOP STORE AND WATCH THE DONATIONS COME POURING IN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:21, archived)
# ANOTHER BUSINESS PLAN IS FORMED
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:25, archived)
# AND WHAT A MASTER PLAN IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)
# WE SHOULD APPLY FOR A BANK LOAN AND SHIT.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)
# you have to apply for shit?
weird.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 5:22, archived)
# IT'S A FUCKING NANNY STATE
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 7:43, archived)
# The hills are alive...
with the sound of moaning!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)
# that's one ugly porn star.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 4:36, archived)