Swordfished Roger

= todger

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(dansegar, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)

in a one on one fight
between Mr Moore and a swordfish, Mr Moore would win, 'cos he's as hard as nails.

FACT.
( Monkeyboy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)

Roger Moore
is such a complete pussy that in the later Bond films they hardly ever filmed him running cos he did it like such a girl.

I mean c'mon! Even his name is camp!
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)

he's an Ex Male Model
what do you expect
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)

In which case
his name should be Chest Rockwell
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)

true, but I can't believe I'd never noticed
the double entendre in his name before you pointed it out.
I'm normally the person sitting on the bus chuckling to themselves about such things.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)

mad
as
fish
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:57, archived)