He seems to be using something to have a fry up.


From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(jethou1, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7739843
(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

OH NO!
WHY!?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)

IS THIS WRONG?
legends.tabletsofdestiny.com/dulcea.html
(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)

IF YOU WANT IT TO BE.
IF NOT, THEN IT'S NOT BUT IF IT IS THEN THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SAID IT IS.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)

DOCTOR DYSLEXIA:

(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)

THAT'S NOT MUCH HELP, DEAR.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7739843
^WRONG!^
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)

CRITICAL TERROR.

(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)

What on Earth
is a fying span?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)

^this
surely "prying fan" would make more sense
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)

^correct^

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)

Zak Lee
;)
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)

Zak Lee?
Egg him!
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)

Egg Zak Lee!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)

Egg Zak Lee!
EDIT: thought you had a ? there^
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)

No, I get it now.

Click for Boob Man!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)

Egg Zak Lee!

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)

From this day forward, Boob Man shall be also known as
Zak Lee.

This, my friend, is an historic moment.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)

Egg Zak L...
Oh fuck it!

place an egg on his head (or shell I)?
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)

Be my guest.
It's no fun if you can't share a yolk with someone.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

OK I'll CRACK on with it then!
EDIT: can't be arsed (still hope it's an historical moment though)
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)

Yes it is.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)

Ed Zachary!

( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)

There's no reason to be rude
To the mentally inept!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)

it's ok
they are least likely to have a reaction

what with being inept and all

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)

theres no "S" in frying pan...

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)

There's no 'F' in 'way'.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)

There's no 'q' in
marzipan

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)

there's no horse
in horseradish
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)

LIES!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

TRUTH!
there is also no crab in cheap crabsticks
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)

plenty of stick though
:)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)

True,
but there is fun in every funeral.
( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)

Guess the joke time?
"How do you get an elephant in a safeway bag?"
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)

1st
put it in a blender!
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.


Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first koala.


This did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game.


Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a koala.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)

with lots of ky

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)

lol

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)

colour that cock
magenta
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)

no

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)

YES

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)

YES-2

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)

FLAPCOCK!!!

( Mstandot, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)

FLOCK CAP

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)

Cop Flack

( Ellie Bytes *is dead*, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)

Cockflap

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)

spocktrap?

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)

i think maybe its prying not spying.

(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

WTF
turncoat!!!!
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)

Prying not spying!!
Typo in file name now corrected!

However you might like to note that a spoonerism includes the swapping of parts of the word that sound alike, not just a letter for letter exchange.

Spoonerism
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Many of the quotations attributed to Spooner are apocryphal – The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (3rd edition, 1979) lists only one substantiated Spoonerism - "The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer."

You will note that "Weight of Rages" is not a letter for letter swap with "Rate of Wages"
(jethou1, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)

if your doing a spoonerism on frying pan
it would be pying fran
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:21, archived)

^incorrect^

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)

Or Pie-ing Fran

( Mstandot, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)

compo it

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)

Yes!
But it's an unshopped screen grab!!!
( Mstandot, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)

Just put some text on it
no-one will know (except the nazis)
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

Yeah alright!!
and get shot for toapism!!!
( Mstandot, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)

Ashully
Don't compo it!
EDIT: too late now
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)

Hahahahahaha

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)