I think I've figured out what happened to Maddie...


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( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

Those clanking sounds made me chortle

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)

^this hehe

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)

They are so loud!

* inserts carrots into ears *

That's better.
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)

I'm still low on hummous
...I'd have been better posting my wifes 12 week baby scans I think - our unborn foetus has more hummous that me at the moment I'm sure.
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)

yay
post these
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)

I thought the years of drugs and booze would have left only a couple of swimmers left wriggling

Guess I'm lucky!
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

yay
you say that now, give it 14 years

:D

congratumalations.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

what the fuck is that?!!!
oh right i see
( gravytrain, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

Ooh!
Look! you can see his little bowler hat!

err . . .

*blushes*

How is Mrs Trippin'?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

She's good
She is in bed every night by half nine though absolutely knackered.


I really should stop making her serve me like a medieval wench now that I've knocked her up ;)
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)

Hahahaha!
'MORE TANKARDS OF FOAMING ALE WOMAN!'

Arf!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

it's upside down!

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

yay
congratumalations... we should race them all
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)

baby name compo?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

How about
Dave, Dave and Dave if they're all boys or Dave , Dave and Dave if they're all girls . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)

Well, it's official

no water on Mars then
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

Oh noes!
Yours looks far more chilled out...

...but my missus is a doctor, so I'm not overly worried if she's not. :P
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

I think we're having a sloth

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)

Yay, congrats!
;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

spooky- ours is 13 weeks

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)

Are you his missus?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)

if I am, it's going to be a litter of brown babies

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)

I wanna braaaaaahn baybee!
all ve uvver mums ave got a braaaaaahhn baybee!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)

so you both must have been shagging a week apart....
interesting.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)

probably by post


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)

ha ha ha
loon
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)

Right!
That's it! *writes return to sender on Prof's eggs*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

ha ha ha
I'm no Doc... the Doc's been gone for ages.

and Sid

:(
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

Whut!?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

Ooooh congratumalations!

( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

our 12 week scan is tomorrow

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)

oh my god
did you all email each other to agree the time? ... you're swingers aren't you - this is all a big joke on those of us who weren't at your debauched conception party!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)

He's on to us.... I'll phone the russian hitman
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

spookier still
until you remember that dogging party 3 months ago
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)

Haha!!
Well done.

We'll have to start up a b3ta creche :)
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

stick all the b3ta babies infront of a lap top
and teach them rude words
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)

I've been shouting "fucktard" up the wife

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

ha ha ha
'up the wife'

echo echo echo
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!!
I'm going to try that one tonight.
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)

'up the wife'
heheheh
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)

thinking back - I do remeber seeing a robot carrying her away just before we went an looked and discovered
to our complete surprise, that she was missing.

At the time I thought nothing of it and so didn't mention it, but now I'm thinking that it might be in some way connected.

hhmmmmmmmmmmmm

Woo Yay
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)

ashally, yes, I do remember
digging a shallow gra . . . oops!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

hahahaha
to both of these ^
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)