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[challenge entry] I think I've figured out what happened to Maddie...

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(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Those clanking sounds made me chortle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# ^this hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# They are so loud!

* inserts carrots into ears *

That's better.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# I'm still low on hummous
...I'd have been better posting my wifes 12 week baby scans I think - our unborn foetus has more hummous that me at the moment I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# yay
post these
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I thought the years of drugs and booze would have left only a couple of swimmers left wriggling

Guess I'm lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# yay
you say that now, give it 14 years

:D

congratumalations.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# what the fuck is that?!!!
oh right i see
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Ooh!
Look! you can see his little bowler hat!

err . . .

*blushes*

How is Mrs Trippin'?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# She's good
She is in bed every night by half nine though absolutely knackered.


I really should stop making her serve me like a medieval wench now that I've knocked her up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'MORE TANKARDS OF FOAMING ALE WOMAN!'

Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# it's upside down!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# yay
congratumalations... we should race them all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# baby name compo?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# How about
Dave Dave and Dave if they're all boys or Dave Dave and Dave if they're all girls . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Well, it's official

no water on Mars then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Oh noes!
Yours looks far more chilled out...

...but my missus is a doctor, so I'm not overly worried if she's not. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I think we're having a sloth
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Yay, congrats!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# spooky- ours is 13 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Are you his missus?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# if I am, it's going to be a litter of brown babies
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I wanna braaaaaahn baybee!
all ve uvver mums ave got a braaaaaahhn baybee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# so you both must have been shagging a week apart....
interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# probably by post


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Right!
That's it! *writes return to sender on Prof's eggs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ha ha ha
I'm no Doc... the Doc's been gone for ages.

and Sid

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Whut!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Ooooh congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# our 12 week scan is tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# oh my god
did you all email each other to agree the time? ... you're swingers aren't you - this is all a big joke on those of us who weren't at your debauched conception party!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
#
He's on to us.... I'll phone the russian hitman
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# spookier still
until you remember that dogging party 3 months ago
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Haha!!
Well done.

We'll have to start up a b3ta creche :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# stick all the b3ta babies infront of a lap top
and teach them rude words
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I've been shouting "fucktard" up the wife
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
'up the wife'

echo echo echo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!
I'm going to try that one tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# 'up the wife'
heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# thinking back - I do remeber seeing a robot carrying her away just before we went an looked and discovered
to our complete surprise, that she was missing.

At the time I thought nothing of it and so didn't mention it, but now I'm thinking that it might be in some way connected.

hhmmmmmmmmmmmm

Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# ashally, yes, I do remember
yes I do rememberdigging a shallow gra . . . oops!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaha
to both of these ^
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)