Roberts are taking over the world


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(RandomWhistler, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

No, they're not.

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

Haha
I shall agree.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)

We Roberts have a plan
We think it's pretty mean
We mean to conquer all the world
By filling it with SEAM
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)

I sense a hit

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

We sense a hit with polyps
This bandwagon we found
We lay it on in dollops
And grind it in the ground

Let's labour every mention
For this is our accord
Until we get our pension
It's our broken record

OK, it isn't funny
And no-one gives a fuck
But if our shit ain't runny
The toilet bowl ain't stuck

So grab on to a catchphrase
Repeat it 'til you puke
The rest of us will erase
This bullshit with a nuke

/doesn't scan or make sense, but who cares.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)

me
i care, but unfortunately nobody cares i care...:(
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)

I care that you care.
Here, have a tissue.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)

thanks
i'll save that for later
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)

*applauds*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)

I often turn to hastily-cobbled poetry when I'm in a bad mood.
I think I must be emo.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)

nice impression of a goldfish

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)

Has Weebl's Bob had an ink accident?

( head-doctor internet, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)

i once visited a placed called "famous bobs"
it wasn't famous.... it just had pictures of 100's of famous bob's on the wall!
it was shit
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)

what about Romans ?
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(picitujeromanov, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)

We only need one Rob
But he wouldn't hang out with those peasants.
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)

Our ginger Mistress is off being unimpressed with wildlife

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

I simply have to reply on account of the obvious effort
Very woo there chap
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)

Bob, have you got Bob's torque wrench?
/Not the 9 O'clock News blog
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)

Liam Fucking Neeson???????
LIAM!!!!!!
( Mstandot, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

playing what character?
hm?
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

Darkman???
Was he called Robert?
Or was it Roy
;P
( Mstandot, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)

DARKMAN!!!
YES!
( oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)

Rob O'Roy
The cheeky Leprechaun of Scottish legend.

/hasn't seen Rob Roy, but was born and raised in the shadow of the Wallace Monument and is mightily pissed off that there's a statue of Mel fucking Gibson in the car park
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)

It's not even that good a statue
Ever noticed that some of the cannon on the castle ramparts are pointing straight at the monument?
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)

indeedy, but they sometimes break down

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)