Marvin The Paraplegic Android


Just something that came to me at work...

From the Robots challenge. See all 438 entries (closed)

(Tyburn Finds the name Lauren Muff inexplicably funny, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

i wouldn't worry
he seams armless enough
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)

*musical sting*

( Afinkawan, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

hmmm
buzzkill?
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

mostly harmless

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 1:57, archived)

I always suspected there's a toilet behind one of those doors

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

and a dildo cupboard behind another one

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

that would be the captain's ready room then

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

dildo cupboard, eh?
*looks shifty*
which door was that behind, did you say?
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

look for the one labelled "back office"

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

office? ah, that's why i couldn't find it!
i was looking through the door marked "back orifice"...
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

Set dildos to stun!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

Seams ace!

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

I'm sorry,
but that blends far too well.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

CAN'T YOU LOVE HIM FOR WHO HE IS?!
Do you love my picture of a dragon?

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

FIREDEMON
HIS KNUCKLES ARE SO HOT LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN IN AN OVEN FOR OVER 80 YEARS
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)

yarr!
PONY!!!
(sexual_panda, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

KITTIES. COUNTERSTRIKE. MUDKIPS RELATED MUGAGE.
That's a pretty fucking solid start to B3ta!
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

For someone/thing
who can't move, he would appear to be very lost.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

yeh
must be pissed off to be in the wrong story
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

well, I couldn't find a pic of the bridge of the Heart of Gold, so just grabbed the first thing that came to hand :-P
(Tyburn Finds the name Lauren Muff inexplicably funny, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)

fair enough
google image search is a good start (type heart of gold bridge and it's the first result)

nice idea though
(jokes better than techniques etc)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)