OOOOLD one slightly updated for compo

Not sure if Xena counts as kids TV too but meh...
( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)

Ohhhhh Sigourney
Hold me down, shout at me and violate me.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.


Woo!
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

you are a scary girl

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

How so?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

holding, shouting and violating

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

Fuck yeah, what's wrong with that?
In an idea world she'd do it whilst holding a gun/knife to my neck and telling me she was going to kill me after she was done anyway.

That'd be hot.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnddddd
breathe....
( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

You are the dead girl from The Number 23

(not sure if that's the right film)
(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

I int seen it.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

is that the new
fad
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

New?
People have been doing rape play for YEARS, kitten. It's almost mainstream bondage.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)

that was summer of 2000 for me
but it's when it gets mainstream that it gets dangerous.

www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=439310
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

I think it's important to draw attention to the phrase
"So provided you employ the same common-sense precautions you'd use with any skin-piercing play, it's pretty safe to use [a surgical stapler]."

Because naturally we're all aware of the normal precautions to take with skin-piercing play. I mean, I do it daily. Obviously.
(Haribo Lector swears he left her by the river., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)

Mainstream bondage
Isn't that a bit of a contradiction in terms?
(Haribo Lector swears he left her by the river., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)

hell no
Sigourney Weaver FTW!
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

it's not the sigourney weaver bit
but the holding, shouting and violating
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

pussy

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

There's nothing wrong with not being twisted.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

okay then
but if I get victimised because of my lifestyle choices I'll come looking for you...
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

S'alright, you can come and live with me in my pub.
And if anyone nicks this I'll kill them- one day I shall have a pub called the Whip and Shackles.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

good one
'I'm just popping up the whip 'n' shackles for a quick one...'

'... you coming to teh shackles tonight?'

it works for me. In both contexts.
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

'... have you seen the landlady in the shackles...?'

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

Yeah, she's fucking AWESOME.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

*slaps*
I thought she told you never to look at her!

:)
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

Aye, but she is me.
And I always look at me. Well, in the mirror.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

okay then

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)

And people wouldn't order drinks.
They'd have what they were given, and fucking like it.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

I second this notion

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

There's no limit on the things I'd let that woman insert in me
for one night of crazyness :)
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

Oh hell yes.
If I wasn't bleeding afterwards I'd be upset.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

When you get old, and your memory has faded
you could glance down at the scars, and smile a little happy smile.
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)

hahaha, nice one :)

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

Hahaha!
I get it!
( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

:)

( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

Ha ha!
Trés woo.
(TwistedLucidity Insulted the prophet on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)