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[challenge entry] Transform !

From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Ha ha!
I nearly spat out my tea!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Note to b3ta users:
Do not have a mouth full of tea just as you click refresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
#
tea cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# With most of the people on b3ta,
it's hardly going to be a mouth full
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# oooh are you saying most here have small penises?!
That's fighting talk, that

see you at the school gates
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# cock fighting?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Piss off!
It cold OK!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# You didn't complain last night...

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# What can he say
He has a small mouth
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# On the bright side
it means you can fit two cocks in your mouth at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# You don't get many of those on youtube!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# this is good advice
and I shall follow it next time
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Where did you find the source pictures of wet naked men? :P
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# I do all kinds of requests
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# RULLY
Glad to read that mini you is on the mend
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# cock!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I was going through 1001fonts last night and thought of you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)
# bless!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Only cos it also sent him to sleep
*runs like fuck* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Manley wants you to do him
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Jiminy Cricket!
That is uncalled for, I like to fight my own battles, none of this 'My mate fancies you' nonsense.

Dear me!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# "my mate says that I fancy you huh huh huh"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# I'm sorry sweetheart
He needed to know and you can't KEEP being coy.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# again?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# in my shower.
Hello duckling x
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Is that your bum Gerry?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# noo, mine is normal
'accessible'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# All of the above responses
and a pic of my lush ass
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I HAVE SENT YOU A PICTURE OF MY PENIS AFTER I RAN IT UNDER THE TAP
PLEASE RESPOND IN KIND.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# I HAVE NO PENIS
BUT HAVE FOUND A COLD CHIPOLATA AND HAVE RINSED IT FOR YOU. PHOTOS TO FOLLOW.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# I ran my penis under a tap
then I realised it had no legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# hahahaha
A quick transform back would sort him out though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Nah!
I'm sure he'd like that.

Woo to the pic also.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# haha :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# damn
that's one steatopygous man
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# BEST of all the men ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Haha
Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Would.
/obligatory

hahahahahaha woo
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# homo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Excellent
I shall try not to remember this daftness in the shower tomorrow morning
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)