'Ning


From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:44, archived)

aww
ning fella
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)

"Not to be taken orally"
How is Cyanide to be taken?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)

Use your imagination!
That way everything is possible!
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:47, archived)

Aurally?
I like the picture too.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

Like all good things
as a suppository.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)

Name one good suppository.
Go on. Well? GO ON!
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:51, archived)

Penis Personally I can't think of any...
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:53, archived)

I fail to see what medicinal effects a penis could have.
Unless it's sexual healing...
*stands corrected*
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:56, archived)

It doesn't quite work in court though...
"I was giving her sexual healing! I'm a goddamn hero!"
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)

the_rhyme_minister MD
Surgeon of sexual healing. It's got a good ring to it.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)

And looks good on your CV.

( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)

I'm writing my UCAS personal statement at the moment
do you think I should include it?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)

Go on.
It's not as if they check it.
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)

SFW
www.hemroidshemorrhoids.com/pictureofhemorrhoids.html

Third picture made me do a lol. That's what I get for Googling "good suppository" I suppose.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)

The captioner doesn't seem to realise the significance of his pose.
Subtle goatse.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)

PROOF that most primates are illiterate

'ning sah!
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)