Good 'ning everyone!
Have a compo-pearoast =)

Yes I know, but the bottom post on the board at the moment is 7 hours old...

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)

haha!!
take that santa!!
not give me a lego star destroyer!!

'ning daddy!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)

'ning sonny boy.
Y'alreet?

I was lurking the other day and I think I saw your mum! =)
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:32, archived)

hmmm
in the afternoon?
melw?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)

That's the one =)

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)

why oh why did i tell her about this place!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)

melw?
wossat then?
...and isn't she usually wandering around drunk on gin in the afternoon?
(ToMeToYule is using the turkey to measure it., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)

no,
smart price vodka.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)

'ning handsome

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7846292
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)

GAH!
oh it was all a misunderstanding.
it was an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccident

honest guv
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)

where's mummy...
*sobs*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:40, archived)

wandering about full of cheap vodka apparantley

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)

no,
my other mum..
the one you, you...
killed!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)

i didn't kill her
it was an accident.
i got cramp and i couldn't let go
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:48, archived)

i'm half-way to being a b3ta orphan!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:49, archived)

*hunts down Kerry*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)

*follows trailing a defibrilator*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)

hahahah!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)

MUM!!
quick!
i made you a new body out of noobs torn apart by the nazis!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:57, archived)

Lovely
and sneaky tj: what is the origin of this Mr Cool Ice thing?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)

Eh?
Mr Cool Ice?

Eh?
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)

never heard of it...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:41, archived)

You liars!
Tell me! THe search is not helping me!

I am Goatse, you must obey.......
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)

AND I AM THE MIGHTY IVESB!!
NOW BOW YOU WORM!!!
EDIT: the tattooed bloke?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:43, archived)

I think that's who he means
there was mention of him in a thread a couple of days ago.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)

nor i

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)

Who?

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)

chocolate crucifix!
yums

'ning b3ta
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)