Even Goths have friends.


From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 3:41, archived)

if she's a goth
I'm Brian Blessed
( Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)

Hi Brian!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 3:52, archived)

Hey. I'm Brian!
No I'm Brian, and so my wife...

OK, maybe not "Goth" then. How about "diurnally challenged"?
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 3:58, archived)

she has a pet skelton

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 4:20, archived)

I would like to have sex with her
If she were also not averse to the idea and my girlfriend allowed it.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 4:29, archived)

this
but in the less amusing term "would"
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)

quoth the partridge, "nevermore".

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 6:34, archived)

Would.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)

*wood
a chub
( intesvensk vimeo.com/candela, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)

ohhhhh yes I fucking would.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 9 Dec 2007, 1:39, archived)