Look what I found under the tree this morning
a grand read


( c_kick knows what the internet thinks, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)

Hahahah
Some people just can't keep away from b3ta:P You locked your family in a cupboard or something?:P
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)

I slaughtered them all
a few christmasses ago


yes, they're in the cupboard still
( c_kick knows what the internet thinks, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 12:50, archived)

I know the feeling
After the first year you get pretty fed up with cold family, family salad, curried family and family soup!
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)

you're quite right
and you always tend to start feasting on the youngest flesh first
( c_kick knows what the internet thinks, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)

Small ones are more juicy after all.
The elderly are only really fit for slow cooking though.
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)

oh yes that's nice
like juicy pears, only with that 'slightly off'-feeling
( c_kick knows what the internet thinks, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 13:07, archived)

merry christmas... say hello to aunty mable

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)

merry jingles sir.

( god save the queen woz ere, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 13:07, archived)