Tee-hee

(ceebee, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 19:56, archived)

I had no idea he'd be so well endowed.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 19:59, archived)

This is all very very wrong.

/edit: anyone up for hangover air hockey? Come to my place.
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)

please tell me that's all hair
the thought of him breeding is more than i can take.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)

Yes, it makes me rather hot under the collar too.
...
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:09, archived)

hot?
he has the same effect on me as a large bucket of ice water over the head.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)

Does that carpet on his chest do nothing for you?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)

nope
i like my men smooth. sex should not involve velcro.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)

Does this mean you have the corresponding hooks?
*frightened*
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)

errrr......no.....
but hairy chests tend to make silk sheets scratchy
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

I've never noticed.
My chest hairs must be special.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)

Please never send me one.

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)

Oh I wouldn't do that.
I'm saving a pube for you
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)

I don't mind homosexuality,
but do you have to be so gay about it?
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)

i am not gay
i am female, therefore i can like men. this is the opposite of gay.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

A thousand lurkers just went and had a look at your profile.

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

heheh
i know...
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

haha :) give the internet weirdos some credit.
actually, you're probably right
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

cheek!
are you trying to imply that i'm not stalker-worthy?
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

I was trying to imply internet weirdos might have some dignity and not hunt every possible female.
I realise I'm probably wrong.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)

silk sheets?
get you!
i'm allergic to silk anyway so in my case silk sheets would make my hairy chest scratchy
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)

a girl's
gotta have standards!
bye all!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)

Please don't tell my girlfriend that.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)

Der Hoff is not abrasive!
He's been judged safe for kitchen counters and formica.
(the Angry Gumball, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)

Also semi-naked...


It's the expression on his face that gets me.
(Alpaca hmmm, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)

that's because
he's looking with love at his daughter
i think.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)

I was a teenage hand model

that's what I'm listening to now

Oh, and woo! :)
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)

My friend JQ was the body double for Jonny Depp in Charlie and the CHocolate factory
because they have such similar hands.

Shit fact.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

Are there a lot of hand stunts in that film?

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)

Not for stunts.
For each scene JD does it a couple of times through with the cameras on his face, then they run through it another dozen times from other angles.

For those angles where Willy Wonka is in the shot but his face is hidden they use JQ.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

That is very interesting.
I'm wondering why exactly this is done this way. Can he not be arsed, are his hands to be spared, or is it just cheaper this way?
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

excellent
*loves QOTSA
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

Ah, nice
I dun this similar one a while back.



With added terrible pun.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)