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# For the child that has everything*

*Keep away from children at all times. Crabs are not toys.

Also available from CRABNET™ industries:
The original CRABNET™.
CRABNET™ NETS, the ultimate accessory.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# mmmmmm
now them's good eatin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# What flavour are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I'm not sure.
But they're high in crabohydrates.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# They're bloody albatross flavour, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# d'ya get wafers with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# YAY
CRABS
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Do they come with botchelism as standard?

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Crabs do not come as standard.
They may be bought, or caught separately.

Small vials of botchelism may be bought at £3.99 from all good CRABNET™ stocking stores.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Rip-off if you ask me.
Crabs 'R' Us do a fish crabab for £2.99 with extra clawness!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# These are non licensed products, and action is currently being taken.
Crab piracy funds terrorism.

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR, WHY WOULD YOU STEAL A CRAB RELATED PRODUCT?

Also, I would like to point out that they do not contain the option of crabnetic features at a low low additional cost of £1.99.

This crabnetic feature allows for use with other crabnetic products, in order to produce a more wholesome family crab experience.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# So why is this not incorporated into your marketing programme?
Had this information been available to me at the time of purchace I would have undoubtedly chosen Crabnet™ products.
I submit it to you that you are to blame and you are in fact funding terrorism.


Piracy Funds Terrorism is a fantastic album
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Slander will not be tolerated at CRABNET™ industries.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)
# CRABS!
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I really should be working.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# good idea.
better go do some then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# yeah, OK.
See ya'll later b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Ok . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Don't worry, he'll be fine
once he's drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# "We made some good scrab cakes too".
"I thought I had a good job, but that was before I knew..."
/Abe
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# "Follow me!"
My girlfriend bought a PS1 off of ebay with Abes Oddysee and we finished in a week. It was so romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# It's glorious. I love posessing a slig to order the slogs to attack.
I played through the whole of the follow-up waiting to do it again, and you only get to do it once, right at the end. Bastards.

P.S. Did you get the 100% ending?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# We got the bad ending where you die first time round.
Then we played it through again. Stupid impatient girls.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# If you love it, you have to get into Zelda if you're not already.
If you don't have a Wii, get Ocarina of Time on an old N64. Trust me. Failing that, Link's Awakening on an old Gameboy. A game so beautiful that once it dawns on you how it's been set up to end from the very first moment then you won't want to complete it. The last button press will break your heart and leave you a cynical wretch for the rest of your life.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# i'm in the middle
of completing ocarina of time for the third time. it's well good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Never been into Zelda.
Possibly because I've never owned a Nintendo. Link is my character however when we play Super Smash Brothers at my mate's house. He's the best.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# i'd never played it before
but my mate gave me a gamecube a few months ago. once i got past my mario double dash obsession, i started playing zelda. it rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)
# My favourite game of all time was first released on the GC.
Resident Evil 4 - an absolute masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)
# killed within 30 seconds.
pissed off.
threw the controller.
never played it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Unbelieveable.
It's the best game ever made. Without exception. Makes me want to buy a Wii to play it with real shooty action.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)
# i may give it another try
but not when i'm in a bad mood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)
# You should. The next best game at a close second is Killer7.
Try that.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)
# It is amazing on the Wii
You realise that what 'Gun survivor' needed all along was the Nunchuck controller.

To play a ResE game with full character control and a pointy-shooty stick is a glorious dream come true. The controls are actually more playable than anything else on the Wii, including Zelda.
To be honest, apart from the A button and B trigger, the other buttons on the Wiimote are a pain in the arse to use.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# As well as the new Zelda (which is fab)
You can download Ocarina of Time from the Wii web shop to play on it. Though you'll need the classic plug-in controller too.

Although the new Zelda is a bit fiddly with the controls, don't you think? Sometimes the trigger is 'Select' and 'A' is back, other times it swaps round. And having to shake the controller rather than actually wield the sword is a bit of a let down, and it fucks up my left elbow doing the spin attack.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)
# never really played it on the wii
i get very obsessive about games, i play them for months, until boredom sets in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Hahahahah
You loon.




Hallo
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Hallo.
I must alert you to the fact that I am not in fact a loon, but a commercial genius.

You cannot tell me you are not interested in one of our versatile products.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)
# But...
I don't like crabs. So to me, you are a loon. Or possibly a genius for discovering the fact that crabs are magnetable (magnetized? i don't know). So ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# The marvelous thing is not that crabs are magnetic.
They are in fact, 'crabnetic'.

Scientists at CRABNET™ labs have been developing ways to enhance the crab catching experience in an attempt to rekindle the age old sport of crab fishing.

As it has become impractical for people to sit around and wait for crabs, what with the increasingly fast paced lifestyle of todays youth, and adult consumers, we deemed it necessary to study a new means of crab catching.

Whether it be through magnets, or other means, CRABNET™ are devoted to bringing you, and your friends and family, a much more enjoyable and safe crab filled lifestyle.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Crab fishing?
is that where they drop those metal baskets underwater attached to a string and leave them there for a while?

Crabnetic. That's a new word for me. FireFox is telling me that I' spelling it wrong. Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# It USED to be like that.
NOW YOU CAN CRAB FISH TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT, AND STILL LEAD A FUN PACKED LIFESTYLE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)
# HOORAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)
# MMMMmmmmm..
Now want's a crabab instead of my dinner....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Got my bib on . . .
will I need a hammer ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)
# truly its CRABTACULAR!
i love these Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)
# why crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# What else would you suggest CRABNET™ sell?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# why can't you use this in jail?
is it because the crabs are infact alive and can burrow out and lead you to their secret crab layer?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# This is true.
CRABNET™ products are not suitable for prison use, and we do not condone the use of CRABNET™ products for prison escapes, no matter how daring the attempt may be.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)
# tasty!
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