I once stood on a dead bird the cat had brought in
and made it expel air, and it went "tweet".
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Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43,
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Which reminds me
of Heston Blumenthingy inflating a dead duck with compressed air, which had the effect of producing a disturbing "quack" type noise.
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Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:48,
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It's not
exactly Nigella or Delia. More like Brainiac with food.
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Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:55,
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I like how, for all his fuss, he does roast tatties exactly how I do.
Pre-boil some Maris Pipers, then bung 'em in the oven.
Could have told him that. Sheesh.
Not sure about the other stuff though. Fuck it, open a packet...
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Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:00,
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Could have told him that. Sheesh.
Not sure about the other stuff though. Fuck it, open a packet...