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# Barno the Lion


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Previously on 'My Life in Animals'...

Bex the Spider | Jim the Octopus
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# thats really cool!!
woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# AWESOME =]
'ning y'all!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# i love the look of doubt
"did i leave the kettle on?",
"i dont think im over the limt",
"do i really have a VPL issue?"
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# "Did I leave the gas on?
NO! I'm a fucking squirrel!"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# he might have been
lending it for a bit or some other such casual fuel loan arrangement!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Squirrels are notoriously bad at loans around here.
I wouldn't trust one as far as I could throw one.

But to be fair, they're only small, I could probably chuck one pretty far...

Maybe I should trust them then...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# You'd have to catch it first.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# My brothers old flat mate could do that.
He was fucking fast!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Did he chase them up the trees?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Unfortunately not.
I could do that bit, I love climbing trees =]

I prefer doing it in the summer though, because I can lurk in the leafy canvas, hang from a branch and slit the throats of people walking underneath.

Except that last part..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oh, right. Fair enough.
I...er...have to go now..
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *stalks with a combat knife*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *blends in with surroundings*
No it's not...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Thank fuck for that.
*stops off for a beer*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *rohypnols*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I feel sleepy...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *shanks*
My work here is done...


*flies off into the distance*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *rubs hands*
if say.....for instance.....a cruel set of circumstance prevailed and you had to pour the pork to a squirrel (it takes all sorts...) would it be better to use gaffer or sellotape?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Use both, it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# so it would be safe to say
that i've not wasted my money on this custom built squirrel bondage kit that i was able to purchase online?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Oh of course not.
The squirrels will thank you for it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)
# wicked
i have even painted my balls to resemble acorns!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# WHAT THUUUR?!
Totally rulesome, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Rendering friends in animal format.
Surely everyone does this?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I may begin doing it, it looks awesome =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# My tip is don't let them choose.
Just tell them they'll get what they're fucking given and like it you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Haha!
I wouldn't have thought of that, it sounds like a good idea =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# IT'S NOT A PERVERSE, AND QUESTIONABLE HOBBY.
WE DIDN'T BURN HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# fabulibilous!
woo this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Thas Niiice!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# oh, he's gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)