Talk to Frank....

(scowners Wanking while looking at porn between monday and, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)

Heh!
*sounds alarm*

We have a multiple thread deletion in Sector 7-G
( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

*goes to get a gun*
Why is it that boring threads with no conversations in are never deleted, it's always the ones where we're having a conversation?!


GITS.


*cocks gun*


edit: what was their username?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

Yay!
I love it when you've got the cocks gun...
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

*fires cocks willy nilly*
Oh I amuse myself, I really do.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)

matching the manmeat hat

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)

*chuckles*
"cocks"
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)

hey! where's my bikini?
here it is again then


( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)

if Capt Wow models this, I'll forgive her
Edit: may I make a suggestion? I think the b3ta logo should be lower in the gusset, for extra allure.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)

Oy...
It would not be as good as you think.

Not even close.


I promise you this.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)

My standards are pretty normal
and I've seen your face - I think you'd do quite nicely modelling b3ta-wear.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

FACE
Where do girls wear bikinis?


Exactly.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

I don't know...
Where do you wear yours?

Prove it!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

I don't wear one.
I don't own a swimsuit of any description. I'm not a glutton for public humiliation and punishment, you know.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)

ignores body text of post

(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)

I am the judge
*bangs gavel vigourously*
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

That's not a gavel.
That's my hand.


and that's not a lectern, that's your crotch.


Why isn't this hurting you?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

it is
but that's precisely the reason I love it.

Anyway, enough excuses, give me the porn.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

*cries*
there isn't even a bikini to model.

Or have I forgotten I was going to give you a DVD?


Anyway, you were telling me where you were from.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

You're on the internet, porn is everywhere.
All you have to do is reach out and touch it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

Your own personal wankfest
Someone to hear your moans, someone who groans....
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)

Says you...
And probably Mrs Doom too...

I therefore no longer have an opinion on this issue.
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)

the bottom part of the bikini should be tiny really
triangular with strings at the side but the image
results were getting more and more saucy
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

yes it's dangerous
I wanted to find a man peeing against the wall, photo from behind.

I should not have written "pissing" while at work.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

with winer as assistant no doubt.
Uh-oh, there's been a deletion!
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)

I was halfway through a fascinating story about Ernest Bourgnine too
bastards
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)

the board suddenly got a little less full... What happened?
edit, hehehe! click
( theoriginalsteve ™ Compos are just state sponsored bandwagons, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

he is a wanker
It is Ernist Borgnines birthday today, he is 91


Some of my cuts from accident
img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/madmonkey69/cuts.jpg

and this from the new star trek film
imdb.com/gallery/ss/0796366/336.jpg.html?seq=4

Plus who deleted?
( Earl Otterby is ribald to the MAX!!!!!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)

Ouch, what'd you do to yourself?

( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)

Accident at work
Me and the step ladder went for a slide across a bathroom floor
( Earl Otterby is ribald to the MAX!!!!!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

O_o
Stepladders are best to be avoided. Everyone knows they're not your REAL ladders anyway.
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)

stairs hurt too

( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)

lucky my head didn't hit anything

( Earl Otterby is ribald to the MAX!!!!!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)

ouch!
think it was fat potatoes, or someone of similar name
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)

hooray for Ernest

( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

I'll try again
I was in a restaurant in New York once and it was all movie-based memorabilia and ended up sitting in Ernest Bourgnine corner.
There were loads of pics and a sticker that said 'I Heart Ernie!' It was super.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

:)

_{(Frank was the name of her first album before she was famous, tattoo'd and thin)}
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)

Nowt wrong with tattoos
but she was better curvy. She was a little sex kitten when she was curvy.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)