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# McQually
(vidkid, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# More useful than a philosophy degree
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# and tastier
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ...
I thought you needed a philosophy degree to work there?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Blaise Pascal
had very little to say on the matter of food preparation.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# true
I guess his interview for the job didn't go to well ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Oooooh
A McA-Level. Can I has one?!
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# he gives them out here:
www.mcdonalds.com/corp/career/hamburger_university.html
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# and they get there meat here...
www.mcdonalds.com/supplier_listing.html

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Arse
I got horsed
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Better that, than...
Horse

I got Arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Is it sore?
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hahahaha
i had a firned who worked ther, burnt his arm on one of the hot things, got a massive blister and then accidently popped the blister over the fries.

lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Aren't you meant to wear plasters over things like that in the service industry?
Pardon my ignorance, I've never worked in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# probably. but how many of them bloody do it is anyones guess.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Bleeeurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Yeah
The mayo was a bit tangy that day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hahaah ewww
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ahh lovely
I used to work as a baker - a colleague burnt his arm badly on an oven and ran into the walk-in freezer to put his arm on the floor and cool it. It stuck and tore off the top layer of burned skin.

After it scabbed over, he burnt it on the oven again in the same place and it stuck to the oven and tore the scab off.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Darwin Award hopeful?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# oh bloody hell i bet that fucking hurt.
i really hate burns, the other week a match box exploded in my hand..2 great big blisters for ages...luckily it's pretty muich healed now. but burns are the worse.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Arf!
exploded I was dicking about with exploded...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Flowers For Algernon AICMFP
Edit- as you've got the skills, I may have to start badgering you for lovely cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Excellent book.
One of my favourites :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# One of mine too.
In fact, the only sad book that I love, really. I'm not a huge fan of things that make me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I defy anyone to read this book
and not blub at the last line.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *nods* at all of it, really.
Sometimes I can barely manage to read it as I know how sad it is, but I muddle through.

Have you seen the film verson? I had to turn it off after 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# It's an excellent book but a shit film
in which regard it is remarkably similar to Kurt Vonnegut's 'Harrison Bergeron'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I've not read OR seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Well worth a read.
Sort of the opposite of Flowers for Algernon. It's set in an oppressive future where everything has to be average and all excellence is stomped down - strong people wear weights to make them as weak as everyone else, intelligent people have headphones with noises to stop them thinking etc.

Harrison Bergeron breaks free of this and is killed for it. Another sad story, particularly his parents' reaction.


EDIT: Here you go...

instruct.westvalley.edu/lafave/hb.html
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Oooooh excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Aha, another great story, though a short one.
I've heard of the film but deliberately avoided it. The actual story is very amusing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I haven't seen the film, it's called Charlie? (I think)
It's one of those books that just wouldn't translate to film because a lot of the humour is how his language evolves in the diary. The day he finds out about punctuation is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Oh bless him, yes!
It was NOT good, the film, I mean. Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# =]]
I'd like one of those plzy
(Kaytee, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)