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# Just ask the Bible...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Actually, anyone killed in the name of Christianity has been killed
by someone who's deliberately not paying attention to the ten commandments, namely the one that says 'DON'T KILL ANYONE'

I'm a Christian, you see. I've got the commandments down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# *covets manwife*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)
# NO
MY Manwife. My big furry monkey, you can't have him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I know a few Christians (church going)
who use illegal software, listen to copied music, wish they had an iPhone, etc etc etc

Hypochritical wankers - most of them - not all, I'm sure you're perfect missy ;)


also, those commandments don't apply to the people who made them up, otherwise the crusades really wouldn't have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I may listen to a bit of copied music
but it tends to be old stuff I have no chance of getting my mitts on. Or mashed-up songs that you can't get on CD.

It's naughty still, I know. But manwife and I are some of the only people I know that still buy albums and DVDs, instead of downloading.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I do too, but I'm in no way religious
You don't have to have a list of rules written down and a huge money making corporation that invests heavily in arms manufacturers in the name of god to be a good person ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Of course not.
But I'm not a Christian in terms of 'walking the walk' as I can do pretty much all of that anyway just trying to live as a good person. For me it's much more internal than that. And I really don't want to force it on others either, I'm probably the naughtiest little godbotherer there ever was, as my religion's only for me, it's not something I ever want to force on people. As long as you're nice that's all I care about.


As long as you're nice and you provide me with cream buns. And not the Van Wilder kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# LIES!!!!!!!!!
you have lain with my oxen, i have photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# You forced me to, of course you have photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# i didn't force you
i just suggested it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Suggested with a cattle prod after 5 cans of special brew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)