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Old ladies' cunts always make me think of the phrase
'I think the elastic's gone'
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:30,
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Phrases like this
Are why I come to B3ta.
And probably why my family think I'm a bit weird.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:33,
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No, that's your propensity for masturbating in public
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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Yeah like no one else does that.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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Not whilst wearing adult nappies and stilletos they don't
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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They do in the documentaries you can buy in Soho.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:40,
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Yeah, because it's you that's in them
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:44,
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Silly 4dam
Vagabonds is not mummies.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:46,
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It can't have been my mum,
she died when I was 4
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:50,
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Oh.
Maybe it was mine then. I can never remember what she looks like.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:53,
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Ha!
I made you feel bad! My mum's alive and well, and it WAS her in that documentary
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:55,
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bad aroused
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:59,
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*hides feet under desk*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:40,
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*tickles feet*
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:44,
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I generally don't think of old ladies cunts much these days
I am also leaving finally leaving Funfries
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:35,
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where are you going?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:40,
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Glasgow
(the nonce wing in Barlinnie to be precise)
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:43,
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frying pans and fires, eh.
Got a job or is it just a better place to be a homeless?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:46,
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I have an ACTUAL JOB!
Start on Monday. I'll probably be commuting from either here or my mums in Edinburgh for a bit till I can find accommodation though.
It's got to be better than this shit tip.
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:48,
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anywhere is better than there.
Mate of mine used to commute from edinburgh to glasgow and didn't find it too bad.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:55,
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I'm thinking mothers house = no rent
I'll stay with her for a bit till I can save up enough for a deposit. Or until I've been driven out by the lynch mobs. Damn sex offenders register.
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Thu 31 Jan 2008, 12:01,
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