Knit one pylon...


From the Pylons challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)

( Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

Huh... huh...
beaver
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

Pffft...
Beaver.
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

Old ladies' beavers?
*checks compo*

I see.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

*SPLUFFFS*

( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

Old ladies' cunts always make me think of the phrase
"I think the elastic's gone"
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

Phrases like this
Are why I come to B3ta.

And probably why my family think I'm a bit weird.
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

No, that's your propensity for masturbating in public

( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

Yeah like no one else does that.

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

Not whilst wearing adult nappies and stilletos they don't

( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

They do in the documentaries you can buy in Soho.

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)

Yeah, because it's you that's in them

( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)

Silly 4dam
Vagabonds is not mummies.
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

It can't have been my mum,
she died when I was 4
( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)

Oh.
Maybe it was mine then. I can never remember what she looks like.
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)

Ha!
I made you feel bad! My mum's alive and well, and it WAS her in that documentary
( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

bad aroused
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

*hides feet under desk*

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)

*tickles feet*

( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)

I generally don't think of old ladies cunts much these days
I am also leaving finally leaving Funfries
( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

where are you going?

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)

Glasgow
(the nonce wing in Barlinnie to be precise)
( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)

frying pans and fires, eh.
Got a job or is it just a better place to be a homeless?
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

I have an ACTUAL JOB!
Start on Monday. I'll probably be commuting from either here or my mums in Edinburgh for a bit till I can find accommodation though.

It's got to be better than this shit tip.
( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

anywhere is better than there.
Mate of mine used to commute from edinburgh to glasgow and didn't find it too bad.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

I'm thinking mothers house = no rent
I'll stay with her for a bit till I can save up enough for a deposit. Or until I've been driven out by the lynch mobs. Damn sex offenders register.
( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)

*subscribes to Gaping Grannies Monthly*

( Hamster Trippin', Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

*profits*

( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

*SPLUFFFS*

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

2 girls 1 zimmer-frame

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

Colostomy Bag Fetishist

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

Doris does Eastbourne

( Hamster Trippin', Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

hahahaha!

( 4dam party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

^ this

\o'
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)

Is that a Beadle yay?

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

hehehe!
knitted by nana mouskouri.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

what i want to know is how tower cranes are put up.
shirely you need a crane to do so.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

no
science.howstuffworks.com/tower-crane4.htm
(Professor Yaffle can't realise your ambitions for you, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

WTF?
the crane lifts itself? excuse me i have to fly home now by pulling hard on my shoelaces
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)