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[challenge entry] Am I doing it right?

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# RIS?
IRIS?

Eh?

*drinks to forget*

EDIT:

*filenames*

Gaaaaahh!

*drinks to forget*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *buys round*
I feel culpable.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Yeah that's why you got that restriction order.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# don't give me that
she's a bitch. one minute inviting me round, next minute calling the police. she asks me to tar and feather her you know. she wants to see me locked-up, on drugs or dead. I don't know what to do. Maybe I should start on the long road to finding someone else, someone who's going to meet my needs and not call the police every time she sobers up, claiming I manhandled her with a double-ender.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Just start crying - let it all out.
Cry and cry and cry and cry until you start laughing. Try rocking a bit too - it's soothing. If you start hearing voices, they can be silenced by screaming and clutching your head.

If that doesn't work, then kill her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *hits self on head* that took me bloody aaaaages
Great idea though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Arab Strap-On?
* is it making a buzzing sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# listening to Arab Strap?
is this a coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I don't know, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Then I would wager not.
Although you sound a bit like them. Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I thought you were listening to them to give you goosepimples in your pants
because they sound a bit like me. Sort of.

Ah well, I'm awf for the evening, I'm going to go and buy a thing that converts mp3s into chords and tabs, which may or may not work. Time shall tell. Cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Damn, busted.
Nighty night love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# It depends on what you are trying to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# We have 20-20 PIE-VISION™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# mmmm
pie-vision.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Ahhhh *eventually gets joke*
Have some contact lens cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# pie-eye aye-pie
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *is hypnotised*
With the advances in OLEDs and e-paper and suchlike, when will we get to see real-life cosmetic contact lenses like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)
# You'd still need a power source.
Solar is probably a bad idea in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Small cell recharged by induction
Stick the charger subdermally somewhere close, e.g. the eyebrow.
Just hope the electromagnetic field isn't strong enough to interfere with the nerves and brain function...

I want subdermal magnets so I can wear sunglass lenses without the frames. Bit like Molly from Neuromancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# let's hope
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# yes, Demon Headmaster, I will wank into the pancake mix for the junior Home Ec class.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# cor

(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Prolapse vision?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# pearost, for it is necessary
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Thu 31 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)