Am I doing it right?


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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)

RIS?
IRIS?

Eh?

*drinks to forget*

EDIT:

*filenames*

Gaaaaahh!

*drinks to forget*
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

Pie-lens

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

*buys round*
I feel culpable.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

Yeah that's why you got that restriction order.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

don't give me that
she's a bitch. one minute inviting me round, next minute calling the police. she asks me to tar and feather her you know. she wants to see me locked-up, on drugs or dead. I don't know what to do. Maybe I should start on the long road to finding someone else, someone who's going to meet my needs and not call the police every time she sobers up, claiming I manhandled her with a double-ender.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

Just start crying - let it all out.
Cry and cry and cry and cry until you start laughing. Try rocking a bit too - it's soothing. If you start hearing voices, they can be silenced by screaming and clutching your head.

If that doesn't work, then kill her.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

*hits self on head* that took me bloody aaaaages
Great idea though!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

Arab Strap-On?
* is it making a buzzing sound?
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

listening to Arab Strap?
is this a coincidence?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)

I don't know, are you?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)

no

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

Then I would wager not.
Although you sound a bit like them. Sort of.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

I thought you were listening to them to give you goosepimples in your pants
because they sound a bit like me. Sort of.

Ah well, I'm awf for the evening, I'm going to go and buy a thing that converts mp3s into chords and tabs, which may or may not work. Time shall tell. Cheerio.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

Damn, busted.
Nighty night love.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

It depends on what you are trying to do?

( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

oof!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)

We have 20-20 PIE-VISION™

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)

mmmm
pie-vision.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

Ahhhh *eventually gets joke*
Have some contact lens cleaner.

( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)

:D

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

pie-eye aye-pie

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

ooooh

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)

*is hypnotised*
With the advances in OLEDs and e-paper and suchlike, when will we get to see real-life cosmetic contact lenses like this?
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)

You'd still need a power source.
Solar is probably a bad idea in this case.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

Small cell recharged by induction
Stick the charger subdermally somewhere close, e.g. the eyebrow.
Just hope the electromagnetic field isn't strong enough to interfere with the nerves and brain function...

I want subdermal magnets so I can wear sunglass lenses without the frames. Bit like Molly from Neuromancer.
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

let's hope

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

yes, Demon Headmaster, I will wank into the pancake mix for the junior Home Ec class.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

cor

( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show 'n flaunt ya on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)

Prolapse vision?

( hanke, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

haha

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)

( Barbarossa is wearing a sparkly bikini on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

pearost, for it is necessary

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Thu 31 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)