HORSE IS A ALIEN
I wrote in my english coursework that Santa's reindeer are radioactive and have red eyes and glowing green nostrils.
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Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:15,
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Actually she says it's extremely good.
Well written and she was pissing herself laughing throughout.
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Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:18,
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I will upload it when it's finished.
I need to find one more thing to hate.
It's things I'd put into room 101:
Waiting rooms
Other people's children
Satan Claws (Father Christmas)
txtspk
and ???
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Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24,
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It's things I'd put into room 101:
Waiting rooms
Other people's children
Satan Claws (Father Christmas)
txtspk
and ???
hmm
it would appear that this was a very personal hate and maybe I should have kept quiet
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Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:29,
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I honestly expected lots of people to say
'Oh gosh, me too, those twats!'
but they didn't
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Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31,
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but they didn't
You might be right.
Personally I prefer it, because it means I can sit in their seats.
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Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31,
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I'm English too and have been travelling on lots of trains lately.
I find the people with loud music on their headphones or annoying children far more problematic.
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Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:35,
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Yourself D:<
Haha what's wrong with other people's children? It's funny when they run around and fall over and stuff.
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Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:25,
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But it's not so funny when you go to visit a friend and have their child clamp onto your leg
using its special powers that make you need the toilet.
IT'S NOT FUN GOING FOR A SHIT WITH SOMEONE'S 6 YEAR OLD WATCHING YOU.
/never experienced that
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Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:28,
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IT'S NOT FUN GOING FOR A SHIT WITH SOMEONE'S 6 YEAR OLD WATCHING YOU.
/never experienced that
I don't know, I made it up.
My favourite is the Satan Claws one
Father Christmas comes down your chimney, emptying his sack, asks little boys and girls if they've been naughty and offers them sweets.
Next he'll be offering them a ride in his sleigh.
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Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:35,
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Father Christmas comes down your chimney, emptying his sack, asks little boys and girls if they've been naughty and offers them sweets.
Next he'll be offering them a ride in his sleigh.