Onwards!

( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)

Fucking carrots.
Arrogant, ginger cunts.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)

stomping all over our veg patches
taking our queens
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)

and then mincing off with them
Glow-in-the-dark BASTARDS!
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)

you're thinking of mictoboy, not carrots ;)

( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

Hmmmm...
I can't decide whether I'm pro-carrot or pro-bean.

CAN'T I BE BOTH? WHY MUST THEY FIGHT?!?
( The Hedgehog From Hell can't break a heart and have it, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)

Hippy.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)

The Carrots started it.
They kidnapped the Queen Bean
( ClanSoul .com/guestbook/ Julie Moult is an idiot., Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)

sympathiser are you?
bean shall rise triumphant!
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)

CARROTS WILL TAKE OVER YOUR MIND.

( The Hedgehog From Hell can't break a heart and have it, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)

noes! not my mind!

( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)

No!
Carrots and beans can live in harmony.
I suggest you go to arbitration.
I volunteer to arbitrate on this.

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)

Hippy.

( The Hedgehog From Hell can't break a heart and have it, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)

I'll hippy you in a minute
B3taday or no b3taday.

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)

well
it's bean nice knawing you
( Haku * Julie Moult is an idiot * and RIP Don LaFontaine, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)

Why don't just give the carrots the Sudenland?



Commie
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)

Warmongering bastard
*blows raspberry*

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)

you leave sexual gratifying berrys out of of this

( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)

yes! kill the carrots!
*waves pro-bean banner*
( Seventh "Oh cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)

welcome to the team

( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaay!
*waves beanflag with joy*
( Seventh "Oh cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)

*fears*
:(:(:(:(:(:(
( Ttssattsr .com I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)

I'll have you beans!

( mediocre I won't rape you, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)

After observing this firepower,
I must now pledge my support for the carrots.

If they lose, I can claim that they threatened me, or something.
( The Hedgehog From Hell can't break a heart and have it, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)

Happy candleday!

( mediocre I won't rape you, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)

Thank you kindly!

( The Hedgehog From Hell can't break a heart and have it, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)

happy b3taday little b3tabrother
mine was quite recently, but i missed it due to not having internetses at home until yesterday. I wept for some time about this fact.
( dbroon hmmm, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)

Thanks, and happy belated b3taday to you.

JOIN US.


( The Hedgehog From Hell can't break a heart and have it, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)

Oh dear, carrot boy, oh dear...
our time is nigh
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)

Yeah? Oh, yeah? You and whose ar...
ah.
( The Hedgehog From Hell can't break a heart and have it, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)

( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)

i'm there
*applies for job of commander of baby carrot infantry*
( dbroon hmmm, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)

*profiles*

( ClanSoul .com/guestbook/ Julie Moult is an idiot., Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)

fuck me thats awesome!
*fears any army that will use its soldiers as ammunition*
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)

orangeman.commo.de/images/carrot-2.jpg
( mediocre I won't rape you, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)

the beans have already won with him on their side

( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)

Beans
fucking splitters.
( dbroon hmmm, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)

you're so fluffy it causes me physical pain

( dbroon hmmm, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)

Scratch the surface
and I am a raving lunatic bitch with murderous tendencies.

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)

damned snails going round with their peace and love

( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)

and Jaffa Cakes
Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes.

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)

crikey you have jaffa cakes?

( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)

Always
I am Queen of Jaffa Cakes and various other confectionery-type items.

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)

LIES

( ClanSoul .com/guestbook/ Julie Moult is an idiot., Sat 16 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)