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[challenge entry] Pfft...

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# So blatantly still would!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# If you work for a TV company
you'll have a very good chance
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Ooooh!
What a scurrilous accusation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# FACT!
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my newsreaders to be journalists who've worked their socks off, rather than some bimbo who's done a TV presenting course and then shagged her way into a succession of jobs to slowly rise the TV ladder...

Or maybe that's just me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I totally agree.
But its not really news in the morning is it?

And anyway, I would happily bone Moira Stewart anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Yeah...
but at least she's earned it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Kaplinsky's earned it!
She's got a pretty face, trim figure and nice legs.

That's earning it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# i agree
i'd scuttle her
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# See - I don't give a hoot.
Just as long as they're a fit bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# still would...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# ^see above^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *grabs video camera*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *turns on porn movie music*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *desperatly tries to get an erection*
stop staring joe!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Fluffer!
help him out will you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *flashes arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# that'll do it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# mario's hot without his hat
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# What is WRONG with you!
Just lately you have ALL the hummus and ALL the skillz0rz! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Hee hee.
Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I would rather be forced to vomit
from Michael Winner filling my throat with his disease ridden red cock than touch that excuse for a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# JEALOUS!
*points*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Not at all.
I can trowel my makeup on and style my hair like Declan Donnelly any time I want. I just choose not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Awww! G'wan!
G'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Not at all!
Right, time for a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# my mate's girlfriend looked like him
plus she had a weird condition which meant her foot swelled up when she had Ribena


I think he'd put these as a requirement in his lonely hearts ad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# we all know you're just playing hard to get
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE HER!
so there...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *restrains*
leave it!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# *seethes*
Oh GOD will someone please post SOMETHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *runs down to the letter box*
there!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Haha!
Actually I wouldn't! tache or not!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# but you have a tache of your own
it would be too dangerous... static or velcro
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# You made me think of kissing someone witha tache!!
That would mean it be a man!!!

EEEUUW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Yeah! Coming over here, not shaving fully!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# thats not what you said at in birmingham!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Where?
Bummingham?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I'm sure she served me paella in a tapas bar once
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I heard a rumour...
that her nickname amongst make-up ladies is "Tash", and not just because it's a shortened version of "Natasha".
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)