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[challenge entry] warning: moustaches sap all your body fats!

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(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Moustachi
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# is that
the plural of moustache?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# No
I just made it up.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# i make up words sometimes too
like bunfantia
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Filfifthilly.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# spooglitty
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# YOURE A WOMAN!
GET NEKKID!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# You haven't been drinking, by any chance?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# where's Kinks gone? I wanna hug him for this
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Clan Soul is actually
the ugliest person to ever grace b3ta! FACT! ;)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Well, I haven't show my face yet.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Im sure youre pretty.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# He's a dashing young lady :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Oh yes he is!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# You bastard.
Last time I trust you with pictures.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Oh damn right!
It sucks to be you :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# TITS
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yes, but probably hairier than is acceptable.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I've heard the same about Capt Wow.
*giggles*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Get fucked.
;-)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# An offer if I've ever heard one.
I'M REALLY GOING TO BED THIS TIME. I'm gonna watch Jackie Chan first though.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
#
How does one Chan anyway?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Leap about looking slightly confused.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Isn't that we all do?
Really?

Really?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Shit, I thought she'd gone.
*hides behind fridge*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# It's ok, if you have velcro you can stop her.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# That's it, you're going on The List.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Oh bollocks.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# i dunno n00bmaster is hardly beautiful but he's so charasmatic
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Id bone him before Clan Soul....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Be my guest
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I think he means 'before' as in 'in front of'
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I stick to my response
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# heh
i've seen worse that clansoul, and i don't really rate myself highly either
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# prove it....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# not on b3ta
but where i live i'm sure the nethanderal still exists
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Do you live in the nethanderallands?
Or maybe the neanderthalands?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# nah
west yorkshire, theres load of lookalikes about
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# There's no space in ClanSoul
and I need a fucking badge.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# can i join your pirate crew?
i can juggle and drink lots which seems like a useful piratey skill
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# UGLI FRUITS!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# You can, gaz me a reminder.
I have another two requests, and I'm putting them all off until tomorrow
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i demand to either be Ships wench OR cabin boy!
either way i demand pirate molesting!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# i want to be a pirate!
i'm good at drinking rum and i'm always jolly when rogered!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# As I said, people will need to gaz me or I will forget! :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# yeah
wait your turn :P
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# god that is fucking gold
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# it's class
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# sometimes i get bored coming here, but i sift the flowing stream of the threads
mostly i come up smelling of shit and silt, but gold keeps me coming back
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha true
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Actually, its funny you should say that.
I went out and bought some Strongbow earlier. But I havent touched it!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# How strange
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I know....
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Did you drink it instead?

(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# No
its still there.....
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I think you'll find it ISN'T!
And I'm going to bed before you can refute my claim. Night all!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# *refutes claim*
Damn! Hes gone to bed!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I AM?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# You are mongy!
Nothing going on in B'Heath tonight?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# probably, always some empty pub with tables on a thursday
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Arf!
You could always hit Bar Ice! Is it still running?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# i am nekkid
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# In which case
I'll need a team of four stout men to attempt an ascent of the northern reaches, we'll have food enough for twenty days until we reach the forests and can forrage for food.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Haha, well that wins prizes for being unexpected.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# i'll hang a bird feeder from my ear
you can forage for that if you want
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Enough foreplay!
I want you right over this desk.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# why sir!
*slaps roughly*
you haven't even asked my shoe size!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)