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# he's mental
girl on girl action is not only fine, but compulsory round these parts.

I serve canapes
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# *grumbles*
Edit: 3 years. Actually, it's either three years today, or a few days out either side.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# since you were last at it with a girl?
I was last night so ner-ner-na-ner-ner :P
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Yeah well bollocks to you.
X-P

Edit: no, there was a brief moment where my ex girlfriend tried to kiss me about (edit: two years, actually, bloody hell, is that the time?) as manwife was asleep right infuckingfront of us, but I told her off.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# :D
*edit - manwife is silly, manwife has cock, wifewife does not. Nothing wrong with two girls kissing and fumbling as long as they always come back to man, and bring pictures, and maybe the other lady sometimes.

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Ah, he's not that kind of chap.
But what I give up in woman I get back in love, so is all good. Doesn't mean I don't miss them any less though.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# and
you can secretly enjoy his massive porn collection ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
MY massive porn collection. (Toast, you should really know better, this is me)

Although the internet's completely taken over on that count: youporn and redtube are my bestest of friends.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# when you do start up your skinflicks company
feel free to get me to do the logo :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Oh definitely.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# unconditional love,
the true, honest, "you make my heart fucking burst with pain" love, is better than any amount of sex whatever the gender. My wife is my best friend and my goddess and if we never had sex again ( I think it's her fucking plan ;) ) then it would not change how much I love her.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Aww that's sweet
That someone's unwavering cold steelfist like love could completely crush your erotic spirit.

On second thoughts I shouldn't have put steelfist.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Anal Steelfist 4
coming soon from Captain Wow's hardcore emporium
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# It seems like a reasonable demand to me, if that's how he feels.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# my rice pudding has never seemed so seductive
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# rice pudding?!
I am totally lost.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# creamy but ever so slightly lumpy
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# There is nothing about this
which is in any way not wrong.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# there is nothing about rice pudding
which is in any way not wrong

it is the devil's goatse discharge
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)