after having seemingly got food poisoning from a badly-prepared tomato sauce
i'm tempted to drop this here and let you ris your brains out.

(Fuckpig <img src="http://www2.bwell quelle-fuckin'-suprise, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

your pig is sore?
rub some oinkment on him.
( postbear is differently abled, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

your fruits is ill?
give him some lemonade
( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

i'm going to ignore both of those comments
on account of being in bad humour.
(Fuckpig <img src="http://www2.bwell quelle-fuckin'-suprise, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

your cat is poorly?
jab him in the eyes with a fork
( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

your psychologist is unwell?
apply plenty of junguent.
( postbear is differently abled, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

your bob geldof got cut?
give him some band-aids
( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

that's SIR geldof to you.
get it right or he'll snap yout spine like a twig.
( postbear is differently abled, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

-groans-
stop,stop,for fuck's sake stop in the name of Humour™
(Fuckpig <img src="http://www2.bwell quelle-fuckin'-suprise, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

your funny bone is broken?
How humerus.
( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

Your ghost has a sprained ankle?
apply a poltice-geist
( NobbyNobody, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

Your whale is malnourished?
Take him to the whale-weigh station.
( Fishcat Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

how about we just stomp on his head til his eyes pop out of his skull

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

oh wait, I was thinking of Bono

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

BONO DEAD:
EATEN BY A HORSE
( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

BOTH!
*dons hobnail boots*
( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

HELLO, HELLOOOO

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEAAHHH!

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

Bono should sing bootylicious sometime.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

yes, underwater.

( postbear is differently abled, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

Strapped to concrete.

( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

Oh yes, I forgot,
you eat people - that's how you prepare them, right?
( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

no.
 
a sharp blow to the back of the head, followed by regular butchery and storage.
The back of the thighs is the best bit.
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

SILENCE OF THE MCS.
MY NAME IS HANNIBAL
IAM A CANNIBAL
I HAVE STRONG MANDIBLES
I EAT PEOPLE - HUH!

THOMAS HARRIS BRANCHES OUT.
( postbear is differently abled, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

Can I help next time?

( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

as per wikipedia's "on this day" yesterday
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkner_Incident
( deodar ant RIP Bud, my puddy tat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

yeah well he had it coming.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

RAPITNUI DID IT

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

WITH MALICE

( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

HE DID IT WITH GUSTO.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

HE DID IT WITH
TOATS
( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

TOATS

( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)