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# ...is it any wonder that my mind is on fire...
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# OOOOOHHH YES FAT CHICKS
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# MONGY!
what has happened mate!!!oneoneeleventy!questionmark?
you are letting your standards slip!!!oneoneeleventytimesonehundredandeleven!questionmark?

Get your arse on a plane and get over here.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i was lost in the eyes
i'd love to mate, i should come over in june and drag your arse up north
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I was just looking at a caravan the other day.
this has made up my mind.
we shall tow it behind the truck loaded with guinness.
Edit: Off to work. see ya
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# down the road from me
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hahaha, evan sailor indeed
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# You live in
O.C. CA? Fuck, just when I was starting to like you ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# well, someone's gotta live here

besides, I'm not 'from' here
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# /Bucks accent
You int frum round ere boi.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I know that mate.
It's just well. Annoying for me. ( not you ) I want to emigrate anywhere. We have a place empty in Malta. I'd move to California tomorrow but Nooooo she still won't give up work. I don't need sun, I just don't want London or rain any more.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# fuck you, london is perfect
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I love London and have had a great 15 years there
I met my wife and great mates. I just don't want it any more as it was good when I was single and even when we started out as a pair but I certainly don't want to bring my son up there ( hence us buying a house up here in the cuntry ).
Surely you agree that if you have the choice then where you are is not always the first place to choose to live?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# i can't be arsed to get into this, but i agree that grass is greener
london is the best city in the world tho
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Now that song that they play on that programme.
Is it 'California... Califoria... we don't CAAAAAAAAREE'?

I have no idea what I'm asking you for.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# yeah. Why are you asking me?
And giving me issues? If I don't resolve that before bedtime my neighbours could die, if I had any.

This one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNRs0RM3EEE

or the other one which is in my mind but I can't bloody remember.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Yes, that one.
Sorry, I went to go and steal bacon. Burnt fingers, but worth it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I'd give you bacon.
But then I have ulterior motives ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# arses
boyd coddington has smegged it?
\link in local rag
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# NO FAT BLOKES!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Big Train is on channel 19
You have been forewarned
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# damn..why can't computer be near tv and why can't digibox work.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Come, sit on my lap and watch with me
*buggers off back to writing*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# NEVER
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# fat chicks are better.
better tits.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# better than what?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# mongy's tits.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# mmmmmm
mongmoobs.

my wife has massive tits for a slim girl. I used to love them before my son played fucking Tarzan on them.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# SIZEIST
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# woo!
it's the chevron fairy! *puts a chevron under my pillow*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i worked for chevron, happy days
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You are discomeats
AICMFP
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# To get to the other side.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# badum tish ithangyew
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# It's nearly my first b3taday. And I find it weird how my first post was the second most popular one.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# wow
that is absolutely bizarre. fascinating to know what people actually ever clicked on of mine, and how half of it's vanished into the obscurity of "long-since deleted photobucket" world, though i think i've copies of most of those pictures hidden somewhere.

hmmmmm. maybe i should edit all the posts... :) my most popular post appears to be "why not an ignore challenge entry" button. hmm.

b3ta.com/search/posts/me/best


(edit: that'll take you to your own personal best. b3ta.com/search/posts/43351/best will take you to my "best".)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# haha thank you
i dread to think how long it took but it made me cackle while i was making it
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# That's really depressing. I've had one popular post in two years.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)