It's not really on to insult complete strangers over the internet, you know.

( Sea Tramp can't troll mumsnet ALL the time, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

it is if it's a bit of a joke
cos you actually know and like them
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

Or if they are just cunts

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

prat

( Sea Tramp can't troll mumsnet ALL the time, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

panel
( showing my age here...)
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

ummmm.... Penarse?

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

Wait,
I've just seen which post you were replying to, and it was micto's not GSTQ's. I stand corrected and erected, you have won
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

go suck a cock!
tee hee

Edit: I have never heard this insult used. It sounds a bit like a translated insult.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

I AM THE QUESTIONING OF YOURE MOTHERS SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

actually saw a japanese tourist wearing a t-shirt that read
"You want to make fuck with me


...Buddy?"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

My favourite japanese t-shirt is one that Adam out of Adam and Joe wore once
that said:

George...


...Clapton?
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)

in belgium over summer we saw
"liberte, egalite, topspin"
"one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, pass out"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)

have you ever met him?
i have.

and further more the tee shirt i bought off him still hasn't turned up.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)