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[challenge entry] One for the compo

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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Ha ha! Ace!
Threadjack: has anyone seen Mictoboy tonight? I promised a while ago to upload a video I had of Carol Vorderman playing air guitar along to a mate of mine on Countdown, and I'd like to make him aware that this has now been done...

By popular demand - the link

Bevis Frond plays the Countdown Theme
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I am informed
and inrigued. Link?

Also, gaz him, he'll see it when he comes on.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# And while I love Whiteley to bits
He couldn't present for toffee.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# considering he had the charisma of a concrete bollard
he was an arrogant cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# yikes
he was a nice chap, wasn't he?
Or did he rape your mother once or something?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# no
he was a tosser

and really up himself
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# :(
I always liked him :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I think he may have had
drink related issues
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# twat by all accounts
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Oh.
Was he a b3tan, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# he was here about 10 mins ago
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Below somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# hope not
the guy's a tosser
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# he's a fuckwit, imho
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# bugger !
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# *buggers*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# It's not really on to insult complete strangers over the internet, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# it is if it's a bit of a joke
cos you actually know and like them
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Or if they are just cunts
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# prat
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# panel
( showing my age here...)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# ummmm.... Penarse?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Wait,
I've just seen which post you were replying to, and it was micto's not GSTQ's. I stand corrected and erected, you have won
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# go suck a cock!
tee hee

Edit: I have never heard this insult used. It sounds a bit like a translated insult.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I AM THE QUESTIONING OF YOURE MOTHERS SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# actually saw a japanese tourist wearing a t-shirt that read
"You want to make fuck with me


...Buddy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# My favourite japanese t-shirt is one that Adam out of Adam and Joe wore once
that said:

George...


...Clapton?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# in belgium over summer we saw
"liberte, egalite, topspin"
"one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, pass out"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# have you ever met him?
i have.

and further more the tee shirt i bought off him still hasn't turned up.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I think it is great
we run the gamut on this board
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Would you care to post a link?
He was about 34 seconds ago.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I have done this now
Have an ice cream


Bevis Frond plays the Countdown Theme
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Bevis Frond?
Strangely enough, I have one of their/his albums.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# splendid!
He's a clever chap
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Can't remember how I discovered him exactly.
I have Inner Marshland, which he recorded when I was 1.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# oh lordy
my name's in the liner notes of that one
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# A fine album it is too.
What did you do for it?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# anal sex and a couple of lines of high grade coke
as best I recall
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Righty-ho.
Well the recipe seems to have worked.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Is your pea
silent as in 'bath'?
(allergic to curry, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# no, it's more as in
swimming pool
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Hmmm
doesn't that make the water go a funny colour?
(allergic to curry, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# No it's fine,
my water's already a funny colour
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Just the one Trumpetto.......
give it to me...........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# all of the ace
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaa
*clicks lots*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# yes yes YES!

*awaits CDC-ation*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I disagree
Needs more masturbatory speech bubbling.

Well, it does look like she's strumming her banjo.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i was going to do that
quick work! :)

is she wearing a potato sack and a mullet?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I wait until the last minute
to avoid housewife reactive bids.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# you bid on husbands
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# This is like a normal dilbert comic :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# fair comment
but I've never read any
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# They had a lot of broken dilbert links
on my old work intranet. Joy.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Ouch!!
I had to see a doctor with that once
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I headshot all my auctions
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Ta
just geting used to slideshow GIFs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i'm yet to master them
among many other things
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Too rubbish for own thread
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I totally disagree
superb - put it up (as Joan Collins once said)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)