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# Which cunt is which?
I heard Ross Kemp was an absolute pansy in real life. All poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# yes.
he is. Also McFadden is rumoured to take it up the chuff as well as his dogging antics.

Edit:// Kemp is a right luvvy. It beggars belief how producers think he is the right man to front all the hardman / gang / war documentaries that have been his staple diet since losing his day job.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# \o/ DOGGING
I want to go dogging. Just to watch, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)
# oh he loves the dogging
apparently and allegedly the fact his wife left him was she was a bit tired of sucking stranger's cock in carparks and sharing him with other blokes. So goes the rumour.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I think I remember hearing about this.
I'd have paid more attention were it not him. The redness of his head worries me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I played rugby against one of them in Stirling once
him was mince... I am also mince, but if I leave this out of the story it sounds only marginally better.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Does mince=bad?
I'm not very "down with it" any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# sorry - yes
I've been in Scotland too long to be allowed to converse with real people.

by mince I mean to suggest poor but not gay, as in mincing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I seeeeeee.
Rubbish, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# yeah
not good, rubbish... mince
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
# yes, it's a great scottish word.
you're fuckin mince, pal.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I'm hearing it in my head.
It certainly sounds acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# aye but
it only sounds correct in proper Glasgae.

Ah see ye ur mince at drawin' picters sairrr.

It's hardly surprisin', I've hud 17 bottle ay buckie the-day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# haha
Gleska for "pictures" is "pick-churrs"

And mince does work well better in a west of scotland accent. My accent is adaptable. I'm well spoken when in non-scottish company, due to growing up in the borders, but very glasgow if talking to other scots due to my 8 years in the city.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# come on. give me a break
I'm only half-Scottish and even that half ( my mother ) lost her accent before I was born. I did OK ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ross Kemp is a cunt
he was voted in by a bunch of retards as the Rector of the University of Glasgow (causing the rector at the time, Richard Wilson, to say that he wouldn't be back because it was a ridiculous choice) while I was there, and I was involved with organising some stuff for fresher's week.

He didn't turn up for his inauguration ceremony, it was carried out without him, he didn't turn up for the fresher's address, or the debating final, or anything else. He is the only rector in the 350 year history of the university of glasgow to be turfed the fuck out because he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Richard Wilson as in THE Richard Wilson?
My word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
# yes
one of the few rectors to serve more than one term. I think he did three years... could be wrong, but yes, Ross Kemp was voted in by students who thought they were funny and like totally cool. Fucking tards. Even when I was a student, I fucking hated the majority of them, self-righteous, pretentious cunts, especially during the fucking weekly war demos put on by the sweaty vegan androgens who think that because they have a shit sign and a tie-dyed sari that anyone of any importance is going to listen to their pathetic shite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Yes, I totally agree.
Chiiiiill Winston. Winstahn.

/Big white posh person blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)