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# o thank zeus, now my monster friends can get it up.
also: 30 or 50 tablets?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)
# take 'em by the fistful.
 
FUCK LIKE A BEAST.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:34, archived)
# That slogan alone will make you millions
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:38, archived)
# which you will then spend on whores to fuck like a beast.
ah, the circle of life.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
# CIRCLE OF WHORES, MORE LIKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# MY PEEPEE WAS LIKE A WET NOODLE, TIL I TRIED RAPITINUI'S VIAGRRR!
 
possible side effects may include blurred vision, dizziness, and excessive hair growth
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
#
also moray eels, screaming moles on your sac and tears that seep from your anus.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)
# you could hear him for blocks,
screaming at it to shut up,
beating it with his fist,
and sticking candles up it,
but nothing did any good.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)
# lots of crazy shit in my subconscious.
 
I loved these guys when I was a kid.
W.A.S.P.
google tells me they've re-formed (like so many eighties metal bands) which is kinda sad


(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
# we are sexual perverts!
we need zimmer frames!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# not as sad as Kiss claiming in the press conference when they arrived here this week
that they still rock the hardest, and defying any young band to put on heels and stupidly heavy costumes and play in front of pyrotechnics.

the reporter just took the piss out of their exposed man breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:07, archived)
# ace frehley is playing here one of these days.
i was never a kiss fan, makeup and ballads and silliness was their image here so that nixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:14, archived)