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# the kids round here aren't much better
well, that's not true, most of them are lovely. it's the ones that set fire to sofas that have been put out for the binmen, then throw rocks at the firemen when they arrive. they're the ones that get noticed

i wonder whether my laptop battery would work better if i gave it a wash
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Washing it often doesn't do the trick
You need elbow grease and Brillo Pads for the best result.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I find that putting in the oven
on gas mark 7 for 30 minutes allows for optimum compatibility ( with fire ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# i like a solution that ends with fire
*actions*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)