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# the english patient died?
woops
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# It's okay though, the memories of his forefathers will go on forever...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i'll miss him
unless I use my scope on my rifle

THREADJACK!

anyone any ideas on how to restore a really old shit photo?

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Post it to HappyToast and pay him some money...
That's what I'd do, anyway =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# why did I agree to look at it
instead of following my instincts and telling them to fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# It's never too late to tell someone to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# heheh
telling people to fuck off is both fun and stress-relieving.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Telling who?
Is someone paying you to restore an old photo?

Scan it into Tattyshop and put a filter on it, then charge them about £150 - it's what all those "Your photo onto canvas" shops do!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# scan it in
adjust curves
use the clone tool to heal cracks and shit

it entirely depends what's wrong wit hit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# ^this
I've done a few old pics with a basic knowledge of those tools, and they've come out ok.
managed to stitch together a great portrait shot of my grandfolks from separate pics of them, which was really great to do
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# im going to open some more wine
the answer is bound to be in there

as the old bloke who's photo it is in a hospice don't think ill hang round tho

i got told off 'cos I did one of a topless bird for him, my misses said it was disrespectful but when I go I want loads of nudies
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# This sort of thing is part of my job
how shit is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# its a photo from a crap camera - unfocused and old
of a headstone which has family image - the only one left and he cant now visit grave. I did suggest digging up headstone and she said i'm on a sex ban for not being serious
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)