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# but who's better
riker with a beard, or riker without?

there's only one way to find out......
(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# With. WITH.
Frakes, get away from that razor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Hi! I'm Jonathan Frakes!
*strikes pose*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# You're much better *physically harrasses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# fucking hell
I never get it right. I shaved both beard and head this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Ah, there is a bend to the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Lack of Ginger FTW!


;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# you are wrong
beard is always best
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I really don;t get facial hair removal, it's just weird
I feel like i might as well have no eyebrows when i take my mustache off.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# This is excellent news.
There is a space for you in the harem at any point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# My beard is currently 3 inches long.
Mrs Bingo said to me last night that she hated kissing hairy lips. I was so disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# They're the best kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Indeed they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# How fucking sexy is that?
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# your lips grow hair?
fucking hell that's scary

when i first had a goatee it made 2" in a year
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I've been growing this one for about four months.
It's a beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# that's almost an inch a month
how the fook?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Scott's Porage Oats, motherfucker!
My last shave was at the start of December.
I've done the mutton chops a few times since then with my hair clippers to achieve a George Michael-style designer stubble effect.

Plus I'm old and hair starts sprouting at an unbelievable rate when you reach a certain, undefined age. Have you ever seen a seventeen year old with 5 o'clock shadow?

I get five minutes after shaving shadow.

Unfortunately as a side-effect of this hideous affliction my head hair has stopped growing nearly as fast as it used to, so I just shave it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# mine grows fairly quickly,
but still takes about 3 weeks to be thick, don't let it reach inches long anymore so dunno how many months it'd take.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)