Ok, maybe it was a lie.
But the mental image should keep you going for a few days.
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:12,
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I'd best not tell you about what we did with the squirty cream.
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:15,
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I'm afraid we can't just give these out for free.
Send the cheque in the post.
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:20,
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Supply me with your bank details
I'll pay straight in. I've got a few million coming from a Nigerian prince to share out.
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:22,
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I had
naked and chocolate for my 10k.
Proper naked, no hiding behind photoshop ;)
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:14,
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Proper naked, no hiding behind photoshop ;)
i am regularly naked on b3ta but am yet to do it for an aniversary
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:16,
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sitting in your socks
surrounded by sweetie wrappers and beer cans whilst at the computer does not mean 'naked on b3ta' ;)
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:18,
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No such thing as 'inappropriately bulgy in the trouser'
Well, maybe sometimes, but only if you're caught
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:27,
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how is your appropriate bulge m'lady?
and did you see how pretty Pasanonic made me look?
For the record, I went back and made Pasanonic start with a capital, just to show how great he is.
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:30,
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For the record, I went back and made Pasanonic start with a capital, just to show how great he is.
My appropriate bulge is kicking away merrily
Have another scan tomorrow :) There is also less pregnancy ahead than behind me now, which is scary!
I didn't see - linky?
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:34,
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I didn't see - linky?
Thanks Pasanonic and dbroon's mum!
(Seriously though, David ain't being used because it has unpleasant memories - bully at school, arsehole boss, you get the drift....)
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:42,
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aaah, yes. I think you told me that before.
I don't have any other suggestions. I think my children will have numbers.
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:44,
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We have a few ideas
But I like the numbers idea. Would make things easier for my dad to remember who I am. And make me laugh at younger sister (number 2)
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:47,
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you have a real worrying
concern about anything that might be homo-erotic. Embrace the male body and stop fearing it will turn you into an arse raper ;)
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:15,
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I'm perfectly capable of becoming an arse raper without seeing your cock.
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:17,
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his cock is quite sadly stuck inside the egg and cannot be seen by human eyes.
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:32,
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pfft
that's quite a yucky image. I hate that I quite vividly imagined biting into a cadbury's creme egg that was full of spunk. I won't be buying them again. Fucking barbarians.
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:35,
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I'm going to keep buying them until I find a way to eat one without getting sticky fingers.
It must be possible, but so far I've failed.
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