Last one, I promise!
There had been some misunderstanding between characters and actors names when casting the crew for Voyager.



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(jethou1, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)

i can never UNSEE that

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

My thoughts entirely

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

there have been worse things
on this board in the last 48 hours ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

I was fortunate enough to avoid your nakedness.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)

There was nakedness?
And me not here?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

We all got naked and oiled each other.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

*checks friends activity*
LIES!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

Ok, maybe it was a lie.
But the mental image should keep you going for a few days.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

And going and going and going....

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

I'd best not tell you about what we did with the squirty cream.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

Pictures or it didn't happen

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

I'm afraid we can't just give these out for free.
Send the cheque in the post.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

Supply me with your bank details
I'll pay straight in. I've got a few million coming from a Nigerian prince to share out.
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

That should just about pay for the 'special' pictures.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

I had
naked and chocolate for my 10k.
Proper naked, no hiding behind photoshop ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

i am regularly naked on b3ta but am yet to do it for an aniversary

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

sitting in your socks
surrounded by sweetie wrappers and beer cans whilst at the computer does not mean 'naked on b3ta' ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

Good job I've not got my socks on then
It still counts :)
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

haha
*lets mind wander off*
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

*gets inappropriately bulgy in the trouser*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

No such thing as 'inappropriately bulgy in the trouser'
Well, maybe sometimes, but only if you're caught
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

how is your appropriate bulge m'lady?
and did you see how pretty Pasanonic made me look?

For the record, I went back and made Pasanonic start with a capital, just to show how great he is.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

My appropriate bulge is kicking away merrily
Have another scan tomorrow :) There is also less pregnancy ahead than behind me now, which is scary!

I didn't see - linky?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

brilliant :) David is a great name.
www.b3ta.com/board/8217501
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

So I keep being told....
And OOOOH love the eyes!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

you can thank Pasanonic and my mum for them

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

Thanks Pasanonic and dbroon's mum!
(Seriously though, David ain't being used because it has unpleasant memories - bully at school, arsehole boss, you get the drift....)
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

aaah, yes. I think you told me that before.
I don't have any other suggestions. I think my children will have numbers.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

We have a few ideas
But I like the numbers idea. Would make things easier for my dad to remember who I am. And make me laugh at younger sister (number 2)
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

hahaha!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

hehe, does posting pics of your genital piercings count?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

Only when clearly marked 'NSFW'

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

well that ruins the surprise now doesn't it?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

It does
But it also lets you keep posting
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

i do like not being banned,
not being banned is rather good
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

I prefer it too

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

*checks back*
Phwoar! Naked and chocolate and Tennant!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

^this!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

you have a real worrying
concern about anything that might be homo-erotic. Embrace the male body and stop fearing it will turn you into an arse raper ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

I'm perfectly capable of becoming an arse raper without seeing your cock.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

his cock is quite sadly stuck inside the egg and cannot be seen by human eyes.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

Trying to fill up a Cadbury's Creme egg himself?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

pfft
that's quite a yucky image. I hate that I quite vividly imagined biting into a cadbury's creme egg that was full of spunk. I won't be buying them again. Fucking barbarians.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

I'm going to keep buying them until I find a way to eat one without getting sticky fingers.
It must be possible, but so far I've failed.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

I find that putting the whole thing in the mouth works well
it shouldn't really be done in front of other people due to bloated cheeks and possible drool, but it keeps the fingers nice and clean.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

I'll give it a shot when I'm not hungover and less likely to vomit.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

Having read that, I adblocked it before it loaded.
Should I have?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

Nah, tis perfectly safe
Just disturbing
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

...

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

No goatse, promise
But I'd steer clear if you have a thing for Jeri Ryan
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

I unadblocked it and it's not scary.
Phew.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

Disturbing?
Guess how I feel for thinking it up! I must go and take my mind bleach now!
(jethou1, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

Take it intravenously
Just to be sure
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

wont stop you fapping tho...

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)

foretunately i had a wank earlier so this didnt spoil ti

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

metallic vagina angry man

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

Vienna?

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

Oh. Oh god.
xp
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

If you will be ernest with me . . .
I'll be frank with . . . like hell I will !
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

Cripes!

( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

I feel like my eyes have just been raped in the face.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

jesus H muther fuckin' christ on a segway!
my eyes
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

Aaaaarrgggghhhhhhhhh!!!
My EYES, my beautiful EYES!
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

Epic Camel-Toe

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)