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I was requested to do a b3tan

and not up the arse for a change. I hope I have not failed.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)

wow

what filter did you use to make that?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)

hello ducky

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mugatu, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

hello matey

how's life treating you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)

average to not bad. How about yourself?

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mugatu, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)

well

apart from having to buy a whole new car after killing my other one, and being knackered from spending my easter weekend doing fucking bastard shitty DIY bollocks

not too shabby thanks :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

I used the wacom

pen filter with the photoshop brush filter.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)

HE FILTAD!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)

that's rather good

hair's in lovely condition

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

pro-v

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

well spotted.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

Nicely done.

I assume you took him up the arse as well.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

Please call crimestoppers on 0800 111.....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

I like

muchly

please give me a photoshop lesson. pretty please

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The Tig and me, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

it's only tracing.

once you have a tablet that has proper pen pressure sensitivity and learn how to make the brushes to suit it's surprisingly easy. They do take an average of 3 hours to do but just patience really.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)

its a brilliant effect

ill get a tablet one day...

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The Tig and me, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

if you cover over the lower face (beard)

then it looks like Alex Turner

it also looks very, very good

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

i had to google that name

and it still took a moment to register

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

if you cover all but the beard it looks like jimmy hill.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

if you cover it all

it looks like my hand

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

hehehe!

tj if i may, barring the stray comma and the gap that will no doubt get filled, how's this looking.

needless to say they were mad to ask me to have a go at it, gratis i may add, i'm way out of my comfort zone.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

hahahah

ace

i think it needs more cats

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

perhaps on a bouncy castle

i have no idea if this will get approved, i think they had the usual sort of thing knocked up with clipart and a few crap photos of bouncy castles and face painter in mind. but once you've seen one of them you've seen 'em all. i thought i'd try them with something a bit fluffier.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

yeah

the whole village fete promotional scene needs a kick up the arse
and you're the man for the job :)
seriously though, more kittens

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

I can't believe you have

not added 'kiddie fisting' for the b3tan version.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

no, this is a genuine work in progress

and as i know bugger all about graphic design it's proving painful, me and fonts just don't get on.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

not much of a graphic design bloke myself. But I used to

bang a bird that claimed to be ( a bloke? no, a graphic artist )

The main thing I remember about fonts is a number one rule. Don't use too many typefaces ( rarely more than 2 ) as it very quickly confuses the eye.
Also consider if they have to print it then what the costs might be using a gamut of colours. Oh yeah, remember to be working in CMYK mode with proof colours on or it could all look very different when it comes back from the printers.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)

ta a bunch

and i appear to be doing something right, 2 fonts so far.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)

SPANG

of the day.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

JIMMY HILL?!!!

bah.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

is that you?

you have very fine looking hair though.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

cheers

although it's quite thick ashally :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

volumnising conditioner ftw.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

tres bon

someone buy that lad a haircut!

(Pob mk2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)

Bloody hell that's good

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

I just keep thinking

ALL HAIL HYPNOBROON!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

I keep thinking

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

I'm gonna watch Hypnotoad

from the new movie extras now. But I guess that was your plan all along. Damn you hypnobroon.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

fwahahahaha

*waits for plans involving cucumber and vaseline to come to fruition*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

That's very lovely.

Have a well done; redeemable at most* major book shops.

*none

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

bloody hell

that's incredibly good. I'm quite lost for words. Thanks a lot!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)

you are welcome

you cunt.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

I think I might need to change my sig

I'm not sure anymore if I'm a cunt or not.

It really is an immensely good picture. That's the birthday present for my mum sorted. Now, if you could just do something for my dad, that would be great.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

Does he take it up the arse?

or will I have to draw your fucking sister now? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

nah, my sister's a munter

I definitely got the looks.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

I like how you take a photo of something, then make something that looks like that photo.

Nice one.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)