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(thomasbrowntb repeats the Gremlins theme tune in cinemas, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

*sigh*
School hols is it?

EDIT: At least you can edit! Yay!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

must be, or it's time for:


Edit: Well, it's gone half four, so it must be.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

i do love that

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

haha
a fine image.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

this

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

YOU!

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

me!

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

haha
excellent.

We should have a 9pm watershed so all the kids get told to fuck off out.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

What counts as kids?
₆
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

anyone under 30
less those I want to stay ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

*posts frantically to get in before the watershed*
Damn my youth!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

mumble mumble
fucking ankle snappers mumble.

I'd be happy with just 2 of them sent to bed to be honest.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

god bless ignore

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

my ignore is so large now
that it is spoiling my enjoyment of b3ta. But I'd still rather miss many of my friends posts to not have to see the inane fawning of kids or the spiteful hatefulness of people needing to divert the sadness of their own lives into spite on b3ta.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

You do have quite a few on there.
Half of which seem perfectly decent to me.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

i have found it does slow thing down alot
but i feel better for it
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

am I the only one seeing the irony here?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

^ this

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

Will everyone under 30
please report to the camp for "selection". Showers are on your left as you go in.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

I like the cut of your jib sir.
*hires*
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

I'm not going in the showers with you again.
*represses soap dropping memories*
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

I hope that includes a smattering of me.
I'm a classic accompaniment to late hours and internet. Serve at room temperature.


Editio! - you are all lovely menfolk.

₅
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

sauce with that?

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

yes. You get to go in the goodie bag.
Now shut up woman, I doubt you have your party piece prepared at work.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

^
and no big let downs captain or it'll be the plank for ye!


plank may be substituted for other items of a hard nature
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

You, my lovely, are always welcome
*snogs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

the perfewct side dish
much like rice.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

indeed

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

haha
you've had a nawty pill this week. Great.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

have I?
I don't think I'm being particularly offensive here
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

perhaps it's just
my perception. I did not mean to imply nasty, but you have got some clever but cutting posts in.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Not really.
If anything you've been painfully diplomatic about everything. Doesn't stop everyone spazzing out for no particular valid reason though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Hahahahaha!!!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Tom Brown's
school hols
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

that's a big woman he's peeping at

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

poor thom

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

yeah, s'not easy being a miserable git
he should just write depressing whiney songs to express his rage and disappointment at the world that has so cruelly used him . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

hahaha!

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Dirty boy.
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Hmm
Yup, school hols. Like I said, I'm trying lol.
(thomasbrowntb repeats the Gremlins theme tune in cinemas, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Well,
College holidays anyway.
(thomasbrowntb repeats the Gremlins theme tune in cinemas, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

hello mate

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Captain James TUBERIUS Kirk
:)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

scat on b3ta? honestly
:)
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

tubgirl
is my mum.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

you wish

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

If I ignore the stream coming out of his mouth and just stare at his face,
he really reminds me of Darkman for some reason.

Possibly the worst superhero ever, with the powers of having a monged up face.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

Well I never!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Oo er...

( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

Is your name Thomas Brown?

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Hmm
How about yes.
(thomasbrowntb repeats the Gremlins theme tune in cinemas, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)

BAAA

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

Oh god, no. Please, no. Not you too...

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

Was I the only one who found the sheep noises quite cute as he posted scat links all over the board?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

*comes back from shops*
... er, judging by the response so far, I'd say that's a big "yes".
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

I suspected as much :(

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

Eeeuw!
Also - UHURA KNICKERS!!!!!!

Hello. That's minging. Welcome.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Hi Thomas
hang your coat up and i will show you where the toilets and canteen are.

Nice enough?
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Yes
that's absolutely dandy. ^o)

Damn my habit for using MSN emoticons.
(thomasbrowntb repeats the Gremlins theme tune in cinemas, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)