quick, dirty

but probably true..

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( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

I'll have a RIS please Bob.
( Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

I want you to know how much
your considered opinion means to me, and how much I have enjoyed your
massive, varied and thoughtful creative input over the last four years.
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

You've got the wrong Halk. I'm shit at b3ta.
( Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

:@ D
I must confess, I've seen the comment before, but I don't actually know what a RIS is..
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

Some guy shopped out the RIS from Morisons. Loads of people didn't get it (it now spells morons) and replied with "I don't understand. RIS?". So now RIS is the standard reply when you don't get something.
( Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

I was being ironic!...ME!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991#post4891002
( Mstandot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

Ahh.
Irony.
Sorry if I'm being a bit slow. It's the
Woooooooooooodka.
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

o
too subtle for the loiks of me..
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

radio 7 is supposed to be a repeats show
so it's bound to have repeats on it

that's like getting upset that ukgold shows fools and horses
( mictoboy page 3 stunner!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

it's the 2088 I think
edit : I have no idea what I'm talking about.
*goes back to sleep*
( finnbar is missing Jones, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

this ^
:@ )
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

Don't get me started...
Right, Woman at work has Sky, then plays fuck about the repeats!!But not just the shosw...the +1 channels!
"What is the point of having the same thing on an hour later"
So I try to explain,it's there if you want it.You don't have to watch it.If you miss something you can watch it an hour later!!! Dumb Bitch!
( Mstandot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

I believe you have started
without any assistance.
Nevertheless, I entirely agree.
Suggest to her that she watches Polish TV for a while.
That'll fettle 'er..
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)