For that Im giving you and old jokeA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.' 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'
'Well, Husband number 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband number 2 was in software ; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband number 3 was from a Help Desk; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband number 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband number 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband number 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband number 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband number 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband number 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband number 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!'
'Good,' said the new husband, 'but, why?'
'You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!'
('Well, Husband number 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband number 2 was in software ; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband number 3 was from a Help Desk; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband number 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband number 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband number 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband number 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband number 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband number 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband number 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!'
'Good,' said the new husband, 'but, why?'
'You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!'
The Tig and me,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:42,
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hahaha, wonderful :)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:44,
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it was used on a team powerpointi cant remember, what was it now?
( The Tig and me,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:04,
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Skip to the end....
Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it.,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:26,
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