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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:33,
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ahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahaha
woo
*click*
(woo
*click*
Sir T. Skellington,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:35,
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"The company's called Virgin, but my wife isn't"Nicely done!
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Joliet,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:36,
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would have been a shithoney moon if she was...
...unless she takes it up the arse
(...unless she takes it up the arse
Sir T. Skellington,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:38,
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Well she's got to like it doggy style, at leastI mean, you wouldn't want to look at him while you do it, would you?
The things you'd do formoney love
(The things you'd do for
Joliet,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:40,
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*ahem*"The things you'd do for
Sir T. Skellington,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:42,
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*notices compo title in compo url*Having "advertising" in the URL is gonna fall foul of a whole bunch of add block proxies.
You know.
Just sayin'.
If there's any mods on.
(You know.
Just sayin'.
If there's any mods on.
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:41,
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For that Im giving you and old jokeA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband number 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband number 2 was in software ; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband number 3 was from a Help Desk; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband number 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband number 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband number 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband number 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband number 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband number 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband number 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
("Well, Husband number 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband number 2 was in software ; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband number 3 was from a Help Desk; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband number 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband number 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband number 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband number 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband number 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband number 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband number 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
The Tig and me,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:42,
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hahaha, wonderful :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:44,
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it was used on a team powerpointi cant remember, what was it now?
( The Tig and me,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:04,
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Skip to the end....
Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it.,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:26,
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see yesterday's NUTS? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:42,
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no, are we in already?ahead of sign off?! where's RG when you need him?
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:44,
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I got two more in there this week :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:45,
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Corfu for Christmas/that's 3 in 2 weeks
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:49,
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blimeyI take it you've been saying ok each time
Or have they been printing all along and we stopped watching?!
(Or have they been printing all along and we stopped watching?!
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:53,
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well, they haven't asked in advance for these timeswhich they are now starting to do, but given the information we got yesterday, he has confirmed last weeks is ok for payment, so this weeks should be as well :)
/they were very very old and very very shoddy images though this week
(/they were very very old and very very shoddy images though this week
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:56,
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hahahaha1splendid stuffs
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:47,
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